1. WHAT THE FUCK?!

[warmscalpelhigh]

I need a hit. Where the hell is GraveRobber, and why the hell am I locked in this UGLY room?! Who the fuck do these people think they are? Do they know who I am? Well, I’m Amber Sweet, bitches, the CEO of GeneCo...the voice of GeneCo

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[themostdashing]

....

Sister?

Well, shit.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Jesus fuck, am I dead?

[themostdashing]

You seem to be as lively as ever, sister.

...a moment. Am I dead?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know, idiot? Luigi certainly seemed to think so.

[warmscalpelhigh]

That fucktard is one of my big brothers. Who the hell are you?

[warmscalpelhigh]

God of mischief? Well, you sound like someone I should know.

[captain_jtkirk]

CEO of a company. That's impressive.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Just one of my many accomplishments.

Who the fuck are you?

[captain_jtkirk]

Captain James T. Kirk. It's a pleasure to meet such an accomplished woman.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Captain? I bet you're a hottie, and if you are, I'm pleased to meet you.

[rayney_day]

Amber Sweet? Really? Oh my God!

Oh, wait... I forgot nobody here gives a damn. Including me.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Only an ugly person would say something like that.

[rayney_day]

Or someone not impressed by trendsetter BS.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah, I get that.

Whatevs. I know how important I am.

[fanged_aleera]

'Hit'?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Z...glo...Zydrate. I need a fucking hit.

[fanged_aleera]

Like... Opium, yes?

[warmscalpelhigh]

I like the way you fucking think.