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[warmscalpelhigh]

Jesus fuck, did someone open the fucking floodgates? This place is like one big welcome party without the benefit of drugs and booze cake and shit.

But that's cool or whatever. it's better than fucking...nevermind, I'd hate to bring the fucking roof down...as if we haven't had enough of that lately.

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[heavenonthemind]

I didn't ask to be brought here.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah...you're on the right boat for that.

[heavenonthemind]

Who else is on the 'boat'? Please, not Jesus.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Oh, fuck, the list goes on and on. There are people and...creatures from all sorts of places.

[heavenonthemind]

Is anyone here from the rule of Augustus Caesar? Most people here seem to know Jesus.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah, only because Jesus is some weirdo zombie figure from, you know, a major religion...not that I'm into that Christianity bullshit or anything.

[heavenonthemind]

'Weirdo zombie'? Now that's one I haven't heard.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Dude did come back from the dead. I mean...ew.

1/2

[heavenonthemind]

...what?

2/2

[heavenonthemind]

That's impossible!

[warmscalpelhigh]

I know, right? But if you've got the whole Son of God thing going for you...

If you believe that kind of shit, anyway.

To steal lyrics from the show.

[heavenonthemind]

He's a man. He's just a damn man. He's not a king, not divine. He's just the same as everyone I know.

lulz

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah, I guess you weren't around for the zombie part.

[heavenonthemind]

I wasn't around for the him dying part either.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Oh...right...well, shit.

[heavenonthemind]

Some Jesus-worshiper already told me. How anyone can worship him is beyond me.