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[warmscalpelhigh]

Jesus fuck, did someone open the fucking floodgates? This place is like one big welcome party without the benefit of drugs and booze cake and shit.

But that's cool or whatever. it's better than fucking...nevermind, I'd hate to bring the fucking roof down...as if we haven't had enough of that lately.

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[alcoholit]

Maybe there should be cake. It should have icing that reads 'Welcome To Hell - You Won't Regret It. Honest. Really. What? I'm not kidding.'

Except that'd have to be a big cake.

[warmscalpelhigh]

That'd be a fucking awesome cake.

[alcoholit]

If Manny was here, I'd get him to bake it for us. Because hell, the Barge needs more CAKE.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Fucking right! Who is Manny?

[alcoholit]

Oh, he worked for me. And made breakfast, the occasional cake and brought the wine.

Usual things.

[warmscalpelhigh]

I like the sound of this guy.

[alcoholit]

Well, aside from being annoying as hell, he certainly was damn useful. shame he's not here