Stranger and stranger...
I like my human well enough, but sometimes, she does some really strange things!
Earlier today, my human said she was going to "vacuum", whatever that means. Then she went into the closet, and came out with this strange animal that had a long trunk and a really long tail that my human plugged into a little hole in the wall. Weird. It seemed friendly enough at first, but when my human patted it on the back, it started to growl! I quickly ducked into the kitchen just to be on the safe side, but my human didn't seemed afraid of the animal at all. She grabbed its trunk and started to pull it around, and even though it was growling all the time, it followed her. And it ate all the pieces of paper I'd put on the floor! I think that was really rude; it should have at least asked me if I was done with them. I followed them around just to make sure the animal wasn't going to attack my human, but I stayed at a safe distance just to be sure it wouldn't eat me as well. It seemed meek enough the way it let my human pull it around, but you never know!
When the animal had eaten all of my pieces of paper (hmph!), my human patted it on the back again, and it must have liked that because it stopped growling. Then, after she had unplugged its tail again, it let her put it back in the closet just like that. It must like it in there...
If it comes out again, I'm going to tell it to leave my things alone. I worked hard to make sure those little pieces of paper were everywhere!
Earlier today, my human said she was going to "vacuum", whatever that means. Then she went into the closet, and came out with this strange animal that had a long trunk and a really long tail that my human plugged into a little hole in the wall. Weird. It seemed friendly enough at first, but when my human patted it on the back, it started to growl! I quickly ducked into the kitchen just to be on the safe side, but my human didn't seemed afraid of the animal at all. She grabbed its trunk and started to pull it around, and even though it was growling all the time, it followed her. And it ate all the pieces of paper I'd put on the floor! I think that was really rude; it should have at least asked me if I was done with them. I followed them around just to make sure the animal wasn't going to attack my human, but I stayed at a safe distance just to be sure it wouldn't eat me as well. It seemed meek enough the way it let my human pull it around, but you never know!
When the animal had eaten all of my pieces of paper (hmph!), my human patted it on the back again, and it must have liked that because it stopped growling. Then, after she had unplugged its tail again, it let her put it back in the closet just like that. It must like it in there...
If it comes out again, I'm going to tell it to leave my things alone. I worked hard to make sure those little pieces of paper were everywhere!