"You and me making dirty on a squeaky cot." -Karen Walker
Today was my first day back to work. I spent the majority of the day wanting to cut various people.
Everyone was really impressed with my "new look". I wore makeup, I have bangs, and cute new pants. Some of the girls even said that I "glowed". Some deduced it was because I didn't have the stress of planning a wedding and Lakeasha for some reason thinks it's because the sex is better after your married.
Either way they were all impressed and excited to see me. They are O.K. people, but I was not excited to see them. I figured I'd be ready, if not anxious to go back to work after being gone so long, but really... I didn't want to be there.
I did see my girl Kelly. She's looking really good. I was so happy to see her.
My throat is sore. I think I'm getting sick. I think I got it from Ryanne. It's my own damn fault for imposing myself on her water. Whatev. She cuted me to the maximum in the hair department.
Much love.
P.S. Gene Wilder is so fun!
Everyone was really impressed with my "new look". I wore makeup, I have bangs, and cute new pants. Some of the girls even said that I "glowed". Some deduced it was because I didn't have the stress of planning a wedding and Lakeasha for some reason thinks it's because the sex is better after your married.
Either way they were all impressed and excited to see me. They are O.K. people, but I was not excited to see them. I figured I'd be ready, if not anxious to go back to work after being gone so long, but really... I didn't want to be there.
I did see my girl Kelly. She's looking really good. I was so happy to see her.
My throat is sore. I think I'm getting sick. I think I got it from Ryanne. It's my own damn fault for imposing myself on her water. Whatev. She cuted me to the maximum in the hair department.
Much love.
P.S. Gene Wilder is so fun!