this doesn't deserve a title (that's not the title) (really it isn't) (shindong/sungmin)

[warmboys]

Super Junior Random Pairing Generator!

Shindong / Sungmin / constant repeat
G, ~330 words, shinmin are bored at home, where is everyone else?
(secretly bandfic)

“I’m so bored.”

“Where is everyone.”

“I don’t know. Out.”

“Why are we the only ones here.”

“I don’t know.”

“Me neither.”

They have their heads resting on the table, Shindong facing his left, Sungmin facing his right. They inhale and exhale, recycling air between them.

“So bored.”

They look at each other, Shindong into Sungmin’s right eye, Sungmin into Shindong’s left. They take turns blinking. They play the blinking game silently, where you try to avoid blinking immediately after the other person. Sungmin loses.

“I’m… bored.”

“Let’s eat.”

“Are you cooking.”

“No.”

“Then how do we eat.”

“You cook. You lost the game.”

“No.”

“Fine.”

They lie there for god knows how long, until they finally hear a click, the collective kicking of shoes off feet, and noisy-smelly-shuffling into the room. Several hands land on their heads simultaneously; someone’s fingers are in Shindong’s nose.

“We’re home,” Heechul announces, removing his fingers and wiping them on Siwon’s shirt.

“It’s about time.”

“I’m hungry,” comes Donghae’s voice from somewhere above Sungmin’s head.

“I’ll cook.” Ryeowookie. Feet paddling into the kitchen.

“Did Kangin come home yet?” Leeteuk.

“Not yet.”

“I miss getting beaten up by Kangin.” Eunhyuk.

Silence.

Shindong’s the first to laugh. Hankyung follows, uneasily, nervously. Sungmin joins, then, visualizing Eunhyuk cowering in the space between the couch and the wall after that one time he tried to wake Kangin from his mid-afternoon nap. Yesung starts, and his guffawing is enough to goad even Leeteuk into cracking a thin smile.

“It’s too early to joke,” Leeteuk says, visibly tired.

They are quiet again. “I’m hungry,” Kyuhyun says.

“Ramyun?” Ryeowook is asking.

“YES.” Everyone.

“Please?” Shindong adds, finally lifting his head off the table. His cheek is pink and flat where it made contact with the hard wooden surface. Sungmin thinks about licking it, and then he thinks about noodles.

yeah.
i am tired, kangin is depressed and MIA, so is leeteuk.
repetition, boredom.

more SJ random pairing generator drabbling:

Kangin / Yehsung / you're cute, but not that cute
G, ~160 words, yesung comes to cheer kangin up



how to kill yourself without really trying

“I come bearing...” Yesung announced, boldly setting foot in the lion’s den. “Myself.”

“Go away,” came Kangin’s voice from under the sheets. “Or I’ll give you a black eye.”

“In that case it’s either getting one from you or Leeteuk-hyung. I’d hate to see his pretty knuckles bruised.”

There was a snort, which Yesung took as a good sign. “Okay,” he began. “Let’s make out.”

Kangin made a sound like he just choked on his own spit. He ripped the covers off his face, which was twisted into a snarl.

“Yesung. No.”

“But Teukie-hyung said-“

“NO,” Kangin roared. “Tell him that if he’s so worried he should bring himself instead.”

“But-“ Yesung started, but a second later he understood. “Oh. Gotcha.”

Kangin drew the comforter over his head and went back to trying to smother himself in his sleep. Suicide was a tricky little bitch.

edit: this was pre DUI and post the violence incident.