so if summer lasted for another two months, i would totally want to do an "unlikely SJ couples" meme/challenge, where for a period of time people are encouraged to write only pairings they've never even considered before--like kangin/henry or something.
but. i'm going back to school in three days, so have two yesung-centric drabbles instead! both can be blamed on
Idol Show Ep. 11, part of which can be viewed
here.
Fandom: Super Junior
Character/Pairing: Yesung/Eunhyuk
Rating and category: PG...13, humor
Word Count: 200
Summary: Yesung has a surprise for Eunhyuk.
A/N: Definitely watch the clip :)
...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
“Eunhyukkie…” Yesung called in a low throaty voice, pushing the bedroom door open and tiptoeing inside. “I have a present for you…”
“Go away, hyung,” Eunhyuk mumbled on autopilot, turning over in his bed to face the wall. His t-shirt rode up an inch to reveal a smooth expanse of skin with just the faintest patch of hair below the belly button, begging to be tickled. Normally Yesung would’ve complied but this time he had a better idea.
He tugged on the waistband of Eunhyuk’s boxers with one hand and gently slid his other under it. He felt the younger boy’s abdominals contract with a jolt and relax into a shiver. Later he could blame it all on a good dream.
He left the room wiping his hand on the wall and repressed a chuckle. Then his expression grew somber.
“This never happened,” he warned the wall. There was no response.
Five minutes later Eunhyuk woke up shrieking, “THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY PANTS.”
Epilogue:
Outside Sungmin was sipping tea and reading the arts section of the paper while Shindong mulled over the daily Sudoku puzzle. “Isn’t it a little late for anatomical discoveries?” Sungmin asked, raising an eyebrow. Shindong shrugged.
yes i can has ShinMin epilogue on my 160-word drabble
Fandom: Super Junior
Character/Pairing: Yesung/Leeteuk
Rating and category: PG-13, humor
Word Count: 241
Summary: Scared of the lions, Yesung clings to Leeteuk.
A/N: Sungmin has to take photos with the lions, and other people watch. At one point Yesung's all over Leeteuk and Leeteuk's like "..." Hence this drabble!
Troublesome Ferrets
“Yesung, let go,” Leeteuk said patiently.
“But hyung I’m so scared-AAHHH!” He screamed just as the lion raised a paw in their direction.
“Calm down. And… let go.”
But he couldn’t, not when the lion was petting Sungmin on the head, which obviously translated to lion-speak for toying with your prey before ripping it into edible shreds. A sick type of foreplay, if you will.
“Hey, how about let’s sit down… we can do this another time. Please let go.”
Yesung didn’t. Instead, he hugged Leeteuk tighter around the waist, refusing to let go even as the older man slid onto the bench by him.
Only after Sungmin managed a couple adequately cute poses and scurried out of the cage unscathed was Yesung able to drop his arms to his side and breathe a deep sigh of relief. It was then that he realized he was kneeling on the ground, there were four cameras on him (on him!) alone, and Leeteuk was sitting on the bench with his legs crossed.
He laughed at how silly he must have looked, when he wasn’t even the one forced to take pictures with man-eating lions inside a cage. He stood up and brushed off his jeans with a few pats.
“Come on hyung, let’s go do your shoot with the ferrets.” He offered a hand to pull him up. “Stand up.”
Leeteuk looked up at him, his face bright red. “I can’t.”
“…Oh.”