Footnotes (YongSeo, JongHwa)

[warmboys]

Footnotes
Yonghwa-centric (/Seohyun, /Jonghyun)
~1600 words
PG-13

for levels, help_japan ♥ thanks so much.

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[warmboys]

your essays are always the best part of my day / a confidence boost / warm-and-fuzzify everything.

1 - TRUE STORY, man. don't go to those deai cafes T_T
2 - "you fresh little mango" - do you say this irl? vocaroo it. OH YEAH you should do a voice meme.
3 - I had to for old times' sake :D oh yeah? I hope someone subs it immediately XD;
4 - Jonghyun's this elusive puzzle. I don't ever know how to describe all of him in words. There's the smiley-smiley him, and then there's him getting pissed at Jungshin for calling him out in that one ep of their reality show, and then there's his mysterious ring and that girl he dumped, idk, idk. But it makes me happy to know you like him here :)
5 - YES EXACTLY OF COURSE OF COURSE YOU WOULD KNOW. How's the group date story going? Dude I know NOTHING about JGS... or PSH for that matter! fuck, i can't finish anything anymore. hello - you are talking to a garbage truck. I have faith in you! It's just because the show's over. You are not a failure.
6 - I've been "forgetting" my phone a lot and I wonder if my body's like subconsciously trying to escape modern technology or something. Wait... sitting in front of the comp right now. Never mind.
7 - Would you believe me if I said I wrote it first and realized what I'd done only later? lmao XD and also "i'm in love with a paragraph" hahahahhaa <3
8 - (kind of weird how there's nothing more attractive than a guy who's been heartbroken before)
9 - I KNOW I ALWAYS DO THIS. I loled though. :(
10 - :(

I... am rereading that toast analogy. Are you comparing me/this fic to toast butts. WAILS

[aphoriste]

1. so you mean to tell me you've been in one? H A H A H A YOU NEED TO TELL ME MORE. it sounds like something for sexual deviants. actually, the first thing that popped into my mind after i read that was this ... i remember reading it in a blog about how, in korea, there are these bars or something where the waiters will just grab you if some guy is interested in you and plops you down next to the interested client so you two can chat. even if your intention was not to do that/even if you're foreign/idk what else. wtf, asia, wtf.
   
   
2. i say it, but i don't go calling people fresh little mangos. LMFAO. that would be really weird, and no one will understand the reference. such is life. :( oh, vocaroo. i sound like a chipmunk on extra helium. it's not cute. D; YOU DO ONE.
   
   
3. your jonghyun is the only one that i like~
   
   
4. that story is ... haha, it's - the thing is, i think i have a shit ton written already. i just don't like it anymore. hahaha, all i know is that JGS is this mature guy who's personable and just ... idk, i get boho vibes from him. kind of like the guys you'd see on haight st. and who openly admits to having a separate computer for porn. LOL. for someone who doesn't know PSH, you seem to have gotten her down ... in my eyes. i mean, i'm no expert but whatever~ i approve. :D you're not a garbage truck
   
   
5. point fail~
   
   
6. UGH, WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR TWITTER. i should've saved your part of our recent conversations so i can perform a necessary CPR on our comm~ T______T YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
   
   
7. this is true, this is so very true. and jonghyun makes loving him that much more - idk. i'll figure that out later.
   
   
8. you do it on purpose to spite me. :(

why, yes, i'm comparing your fics and my love for you to toasty butts. repulsive but also kind of delicious. :d

[warmboys]

9210. Your numbers DO NOTHING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE REPLYING TO LOLOL. I went as far as the elevator, which was covered in posters of half-naked girls with black bars drawn over their eyes... and then my friend and I looked it up on YT and were like OMG THANK GOD WE DIDN'T GO IN

18. How can you describe yourself as a chipmunk on helium and then say "it's not cute." How do you explain the success of Alvin and his homies? this is what I sound like on a regular basis

717. Boho - I see it!

0. What recent convos?

[aphoriste]

721810. whatever, i can play this ridiculous number game too. hfff. you know THAT'S WHAT POWERS OF DEDUCTIONS ARE FOR. you should've gone in oh wait, no. i just googled it. uh. yeaaaaah.

419. well, if a chipmunk did it, it'd be cute. someone my age? noooooooooooooo. hahahahahaha. omg, you sound exactly like i expected you to sound. ^---^ i like your voice. see, i wish my voice was deeper but like no! maybe i'll do one once i have the house to myself again. D:

00210. i want a reverse harem of all these boys. seriously. so beaaaaautiful. *-*

1. er, any convos related to YS/CNB/whatever? we stopped going in-depth, but there were some~ and maybe not so recent, but there were stuff - maybe completely unrelated - that i wanted saved. T^T

[warmboys]

Most of the time my voice sounds kinda gross. I have to put effort into making it sound better/softer.

Reverse harem - always been a dream of mine. #ShallowForever

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