Jul 23, 2008 13:00
god dammit I just burned the hell out of the inside of my mouth by virtue of microwave oven jackassery.
Sample Diagram of frozen burrito after cooking:
+---------------------------------------------+
| | | |
| Region 1 | Region 2 | Region 3 |
| | | |
| Tasty warm | Boo, chilly | FSKIN LAVA!! |
| | | |
+---------------------------------------------+
Of course there was no glass of water handy.
I'm now playing with little blistered bits along the roof of my mouth.
Le Sighe.