Cordial Legacy 2.5
Last update, there was death and Kim decided to sex it up with her son in law. Her daughter and daughter's wife seem alright with it. Then again, they spend all their time in their bedroom woo-hooing so maybe they haven't really noticed until now?
Kim: Woo! Got promoted!
Luca: Woo! Got promoted AND won some money!
Nothing can make this good day turn bad, right?
Y ello there Mr. Death.
Death: WHAT IS UP?
Luca: SHE RUNIED MY BIG DAY BY DYING IN THE YARD. THAT BIG MEANY!!!
Kaine seems a bit too haooy that his grandmother has died.
RIP Kim. Have fun next to the urn that's always flying and the urn that keeps moving all over the place. Jacob I told you to stop doing that!
Jacob: sorry
Another look at homework hour in the Cordial household.
Gwen is going to die an early death, what with everyone thinking of cooking and eating her or trying to scare her because she doesn't put flowers on the grave.
EVERYONE kept rolling the want for another kitten. So we got this little guy whose-name-I-forgot-but-will-show-up-later.
As people have said before, Gwen is a looker.
Sadly she only rolls wants to become a crazy cat lady. Sorry Gwen, if you wanna be heir then you need to find someone to breed with.
Gwen: I don't wanna be heir! I want to live with my two thousand cats and drink tea!
I decided to all up the matchmaker and get everyone on a date. So prepare for dating spam! Mwahahahaha!
Gwen was dragged along with this guy.
Gwen: Ewwwww. Cooties. Ewwww
Right.... just keep drinking and the date will go by faster.
Mary Jane and Mika got a date to the most gothy club in the hood. Just because I could.
Oh hai Parvati. What are you doing here?
.... Making sure to threaten these two to grow their children into likeing blonds with anger issues? Um.. alright. (Run children, run while your legs are still not broken!)
Mary Jane ignores my advice and decides to also get drunk.
"Heeeey Msss. C. You're looking mighty hot this night!"
I'm proud of those two images, alright?
Yeah.. they woo-hooed on a couch. Next to Crumblebottom. WHO IGNORED THEM. The world is at a end!
Kaine's nameless date: Bwahahaha! You want me to date this nosed nerd?
Er... yes?
"Well....."
"... I guess...."
".. We can woo-hoo!"
Poor Kaine, they ACR'd woo-hooed and then he was rejected for every flirt he threw put. Tough luck big guy.
Reilly got two dates, both that ended up getting mad because they hadn't eaten in a while and leaving.
Wimps.
Reilly: My life is ruined!!!!
Peter got to date this townie, Steven.
Less then half a sim hour and they were in love.
Reilly: Take this household of siblings who got nice dates!
Ben.. got Raver Zombie.
Mmmmm. Look at those partly decayed boobs!
Wait, who is this? Why it's Helle (What the heck, is it Almassy day in my game or something?)
Ben ended his date with Zombie Raver Chick and went over to try and get Helle to go out with him.
Helle found his request amusing.
However she didn't mind him flirting her into a crush.
Outside townies pee themselves in fear of what the children of Ben and Helle would be like.
I found my seasons disc! So it's off to college for the kids. Gwen has become a goth who loves hot pink for some reason or another. I also invited Mika and Steven because they're in love and I want them to be about the same age as their spouses when they get married.
Note: I am stupid for doing this.
Ben goes for the pool table and if I didn't force him to use the bathroom and eat he would have died.
Gwen finds a man who is totally into her. Can't you tell?
Dormie: Oh god. Will she chase me down if I run?
Sorry Reilly! Gwen heart farted over him first. Though if you become heir I guess you can end up with him. Or at least make babies together.
Kaine also found the love of his life (or so he thinks for the moment)
D'awww. Alien eyes AND freakles. Adorable!
Or.... since Kaine is a knowledge sim I might end up with him alone aside from alien babies. You never know.
So Mary Jane and Mika are together. Peter and Steven are together.
MARY JANE! NO! We do not flirt with our gay brother's boyfriend!
What is up with this family and falling for one another's love intrests?
To get Peter and Steven time to like one another a bit more (and hopefully make Steven forget about Mary Jane) I sent them to a burger joint.
They flirted, ate.
Woo-hooed in the phone booth. You know, the usual.
Peter and Steven rolled the want to get enaged, so I deicided to let them.
An hour later? Peter popped.
Fuck.
Maybe woo-hooing in the phone booth with risky woo-hoo turned on and with the sound off was a bad idea
So ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the heir poll is a bit earlier then I'd thought it would be.
So, who should be heir? Peter is going to move out of college right away because it's only their first semster at college and I really don't want him with a child or teen once he gets out. The others will be staying in college and might get heir updates on them and their spouses.
Also, the Almassys are made by raemia. Her legacy is one of the best I've ever read and if you haven't read it yet then do it now!
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