Cordial Legacy 2.3
Last time, Mab died, both heris had children, and I nearly died from the stress of taking care of five sims under the age to take care of themselves. You'd think six adults would make things easier but nooooooo.
Reilly is adored by his papa and me. Thank you for being born a day before!
This means that he turns into a child before the quads. Finally I can make it 1.25 an adult to each toddler! No more whining about starving to death!
Also Peter has someone playing with him. Isn't it sweet of him?
Peter: AHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE'S TALKING TO ME!!! WHHHHAAAAA!!
RODRICK!
Yes. He got knocked up AGAIN. If you have more then one baby I will be very, very tempted to make you have a mental breakdown and then kill you with flies.
Because the house doesn't feel the same without Mab (BWAAAAAAA!!!) I had them adopt a kitten. This is Merlin, the renamed Bonkers from Pets. Here he is making me love him to death.
Peter is now being ignored due to Merlin's cuteness.
Ben plots to to kill this thing that dares to be cuter then him.
Hi Mab! How's the cute ittly kitty doing? How's the cute ittle-
AHHHHHHH!!! OH JESUS GET THOSE EYES AWAY FROM ME!!
Kim and Jacob are still in love. If they're not taking care of their grandchildren then they're making out in the hallway. Thank goodness they can't have anymore children.
Ivan's been being promoted like crazy.
Hey baby, you wanna see the art of magic?
By the way, did you know that you're going to be a daddy again?
That means you're no longer needed. If yo cheat again you are dead.
The quads grew up without a birthday party and without me noticing. Kaine, Mary Jane, and Peter with Ben grinning evily on the floor. Awww, his first day as a child and he's already plotting how to take over the house.
"Look! Uncle Rodrick's getting fat! Maybe we should steal his food from him!
"OH GOD MY WATER BROKE!!"
Birth, the one event that bring's the family together. It's never to early for kids to learn about the birds and the bees and how babies come out of papa Rodrick.
Everyone meet baby Gwen. No, I'm totally not doing a Spider-Man themed thing. Why would you think that?
Everyone: Oh look! It's a new baby. How did it get here?
Peter has finally been allowed to join his siblings in their drawing. Mary Jane, on the other hand, has grown up enough to start with real paint. Her parents would be super proud of they cared more about their children then if they are alive or not.
Kaine and Ben have become archenamies. D'awww, just like in the comics. But with the roles reversed.
All they roll if to annoy one another. Over and over again.
I'm waiting for one to drop dead from fright at the rate they're going.
Kaine: "YOUR FACE LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS. PEOPLE DIE WHENEVER THEY SEE IT!!"
Mary Jane's goal in life seems to be to become BFFs with everyone in the house.
Gwen grew up into a toddler that doesn't worry me, but at the same time I doubt that she's going to become a great beauty.
Of course looking at her other relatives I doubt that anyone's going to end up on 'sexist sim' anytime soon.
Merlin grew up.
Bwahahaha. I can now kill chairs and trash cans!
Homework hour.
Everyone: Hooommmmeeeewwwooorrrrrkkkkkkk.
Everyone: Sleeeeeeeepppppppp
Reilly: Grandfather! Let's be best friends!!
Jacob: ... alright?
Kim somehow became the only person taking care of Gwen. Mostly because all Jacob does is stand around drooling and the other adults only wanna have sex with one another and go to work.
At least until one of their kids ambushes them. Then Luca swings them around until they throw up. Everyone's happy.
Mr. Butler! Stop feeding everyone when they're eating fast food! I know you want them to be healthy and all but stop it!
Kaine: - and then the Pope gave me a high five for my essay on world peace!
Luca: Mmmmmm. Look at that ass!
Gwen got an birthday again.
Hey! She's sorta cute! Maybe she'll turn out ok!
Reilly is also growing up. He's sooooo sad to be growing up.
Yay! Life is finally here!
Not bad looking.
He rolled Romance and Populairity. Doesn't he look like the sort of guy always chasing tail?
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Sorry for the lack of lol's in this update. I promise the next one will be a lot more intresting.