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l0l, I'm in a rotten mood right now. It sucks.
Actually a lot of things suck, blah.. looks like it's time for me to rant haha.
FIRST OFF girls need to learn how to piss right. Sit on the fucking toilet seat or don't go at all. Seriously sometimes it looks like someone stuck a 3 year old boy in there and let him pee all over the place, it's fucking annoying. I go to fucking puke yesterday 'cause I don't feel good but NO, I have to go through every fucking stall to find one not covered in your foul smelling bodily fluids. If your one who is afraid of "butt germs" and won't sit on the seat suck my fucking asshole, you're completely retarded. I hate women.
Also, what's up with people and their completely disgusting taste in music? Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Nickelback, Bullet For My Valentine, Atreyu, Breaking Benjamin, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, As I Lay Dying all fucking suck. Any hardcore bands, sucksucksuck. Most old music? You guessed it, sucks. A recording of someone tearing their ass lining sounds better than that shit. Go buy a fucking Carcass cd and listen to real music, not the sounds of a blistering pus bubble about to pop, cocksucker.
If you can't do makeup, don't wear it. I walk down the hallway cringing every day at the immense amount of freshman with shit drawn all over their faces. Eyeliner goes around your eyes, it doesn't lead to a fucking squiggle on the side of your face. Makeup takes time and practice. Nothing is more irritating than someone whos face is 1/2 covered in fucking eyeshadow who did it in 5 minutes. BLEND YOU MOTHERFUCKER, BLEND OR DON'T BOTHER. Tears on your face will never be k3wt, and red smudged around your eyes does not make you look like your favorite member of My ChemiGAYcal Romance. But then again, what do I know? I'm obv. not tr00ly g4wthix lyk3 th3m.
I wrote 5 more paragraphs, but they didn't seem worth it. Those 3 things are the most irritating. Mmhmm.. I'm finished for now.
Actually a lot of things suck, blah.. looks like it's time for me to rant haha.
FIRST OFF girls need to learn how to piss right. Sit on the fucking toilet seat or don't go at all. Seriously sometimes it looks like someone stuck a 3 year old boy in there and let him pee all over the place, it's fucking annoying. I go to fucking puke yesterday 'cause I don't feel good but NO, I have to go through every fucking stall to find one not covered in your foul smelling bodily fluids. If your one who is afraid of "butt germs" and won't sit on the seat suck my fucking asshole, you're completely retarded. I hate women.
Also, what's up with people and their completely disgusting taste in music? Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Nickelback, Bullet For My Valentine, Atreyu, Breaking Benjamin, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, As I Lay Dying all fucking suck. Any hardcore bands, sucksucksuck. Most old music? You guessed it, sucks. A recording of someone tearing their ass lining sounds better than that shit. Go buy a fucking Carcass cd and listen to real music, not the sounds of a blistering pus bubble about to pop, cocksucker.
If you can't do makeup, don't wear it. I walk down the hallway cringing every day at the immense amount of freshman with shit drawn all over their faces. Eyeliner goes around your eyes, it doesn't lead to a fucking squiggle on the side of your face. Makeup takes time and practice. Nothing is more irritating than someone whos face is 1/2 covered in fucking eyeshadow who did it in 5 minutes. BLEND YOU MOTHERFUCKER, BLEND OR DON'T BOTHER. Tears on your face will never be k3wt, and red smudged around your eyes does not make you look like your favorite member of My ChemiGAYcal Romance. But then again, what do I know? I'm obv. not tr00ly g4wthix lyk3 th3m.
I wrote 5 more paragraphs, but they didn't seem worth it. Those 3 things are the most irritating. Mmhmm.. I'm finished for now.