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I went to Amsterdam some days ago. On my way back on the gate station,I was sitting and eating chocolates when a dog went to sniffed me on my knees and his owner told me with a mean look and showing a police card; 'it's a dog specially trained to detect drugs, why do you think he came to you?' I said 'he want some chocolates?' then I was surounded by 10 persons who start to inspect all my pocket and bags, they only find vitamins C and had to reach the evidence that the dog really was after my chocolate.