My Call with the Texan
Hey Dudes and Dudettes, one of my most amusing online buddies, kevi, called me last night, and we had fun chatting. I loled tons. Here is what I took note of.
1. Although Kev is from Texas, he lacks the Texas accent. Hey Dude, you're from the South man, where's your southern drawl. Well, he said I didn't sound like a Puerot Rican, French looking person would sound like, so maybe touche...maybe
2. He sounded like Gary. No, not the pet snail that lives with Sponge Bob. A friend of mine.
3. He is a dork like me, cuaz he likes to read fantasy like me. He is dorkier. lololol
4. And now I shall quote some hilarity from kev:
Kev: "I was looking around that preppie store Abercrombie, and when I went to buy somehting for Gelli (Kev's gf), the cashier was acting all weird."
Me: "What he do?"
Kev: "When I gave him my credit card, he swiped it down his friend's ass"
Me: "ew"
Kev: "Yeah, and then he read my last name off my credit card. Cashier said "Nuut, like nut? That's pretty funny.
Kev: Yeah, funny since kindergarten. It's newt not nut.
Cashier: hahahaha
Another quote:
Kev: "Gelli's brother taught her how to fight dirty?"
Me: How does that work?"
Kev: "She said: "Kev know how to fight dirty. First I hit your kidney. Then I kick you in the balls, and then when you're down I kick you in the face. And that Kev is how you figh dirty."
Me: *dieing laughing*
That was a funny 12 am convo when I couldn't sleep. Weeee Minha might find it amusing. Minha sorry I didn't stop to give you a better greeting yesterday, I was running to work. O-o
Oh and Kev you need to come to nyc so my bf and I can adopt you for comedic amusement
_>
1. Although Kev is from Texas, he lacks the Texas accent. Hey Dude, you're from the South man, where's your southern drawl. Well, he said I didn't sound like a Puerot Rican, French looking person would sound like, so maybe touche...maybe
2. He sounded like Gary. No, not the pet snail that lives with Sponge Bob. A friend of mine.
3. He is a dork like me, cuaz he likes to read fantasy like me. He is dorkier. lololol
4. And now I shall quote some hilarity from kev:
Kev: "I was looking around that preppie store Abercrombie, and when I went to buy somehting for Gelli (Kev's gf), the cashier was acting all weird."
Me: "What he do?"
Kev: "When I gave him my credit card, he swiped it down his friend's ass"
Me: "ew"
Kev: "Yeah, and then he read my last name off my credit card. Cashier said "Nuut, like nut? That's pretty funny.
Kev: Yeah, funny since kindergarten. It's newt not nut.
Cashier: hahahaha
Another quote:
Kev: "Gelli's brother taught her how to fight dirty?"
Me: How does that work?"
Kev: "She said: "Kev know how to fight dirty. First I hit your kidney. Then I kick you in the balls, and then when you're down I kick you in the face. And that Kev is how you figh dirty."
Me: *dieing laughing*
That was a funny 12 am convo when I couldn't sleep. Weeee Minha might find it amusing. Minha sorry I didn't stop to give you a better greeting yesterday, I was running to work. O-o
Oh and Kev you need to come to nyc so my bf and I can adopt you for comedic amusement
_>