Imagined Conversation with a Whale

[warholswhore]

"Hey! Yeah, you, Big Blue! What the fuck is up with baleen?? Why don't you evolve some teeth! If I were a whale I'd probably krill myself! HAHAHAHAHA! And while you're at it, get some fucking legs, blubber butt!"
"EEEEeeeeeeEEEiiiiEIiiiioooooooo!"