Who am I talking about?
Why, none other than
Saruman the Very Colourful and
the Wolf Who Really Earned His Name.
I love these guys; they have redeeming qualities: Evilness, killer instinct, and a "I don't really care WHAT you think; I'm gonna do it anyways" attitude.
Perfect attributes in a friend.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a
fire to help spread...
Runs to the liquor store, holds a
gun to the shopkeeper's face, takes three cartons of cheap beer, shifts to Ulvatron, and heads over to the Shire.
Bar-be-QUE!!!!!!!