I've been looking at this screen since 8.30 this morning and when I get home I know the shower is broken so I need an insanity break.
If there is someone on your friendslist you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to manage anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in *your* journal.
Maybe I'll have time for a real LJ post tomorrow.