HUMOR?

[warfareduck]

Humor me, so at any chance i get i leave work early. Of course my paycheck looked like the receipt for a mcdonalds adult happy meal, dumb ass mcdonalds, Moderation has not been known as my motto, but if you're gonna diet why go to mcdonalds, "I can eat chicken smothered in cheese and bacon but throw the bread out" genius, just shove that chicken up youre ass, it'll be more satisfying that way. i cant wait till my beer gut catches up with me, its hereditary, i say i have about 2-3 years till i have to start buying bigger pants and change my name back to John, The Ducker will be no longer, old fat John--thats me.
I'm not worried though, I'll look hot with a perfectly round beer gut.