fishing

[warfareduck]

fishing is going to be my new past-time, it has to be the laziest hobby ever. sit on my fatass and drink michelob ultra, cause im watching my carbs, i want to look pretty for the swimsuit portion of mr. universe, have you seen my calves? they are impeccable, sexxxy man calves. (with the triple x for emphasis

Comments

[ketanp]

I read that Nitzche spent alot of his time drinking beer and bitching about his job. Now all you have to do is come up with a few quotes that most people don't really understand but still use and you're set.

[warfareduck]

hemingway spent all his time drinking too. so im gonna move to key west and wear leather chaps and get lots of cats. then you can call me "silly bitch" all you want. but you have to use a lisp when you say silly. i dont write worth a damn though so that theory about me being like nitzche is bunk. i cant say i've ever read any nitzche, probly over my head. my mind has regressed substantially, i hated hemingway's writing

[angieangie]

when we get married we will have to go fishing a lot. we should buy a boat. what do ya say?

[evenstar23]

it's breaking the rules to marry the ex of a girlfriend.

[warfareduck]

drunken proposals shouldnt count. that and i like men

[agoodveilsays]

fag.