Sep 04, 2010 00:10
Trying a new scotch today--Chivas Regal. Mmmmmmmm.....yes....hint of...........caramel? Butter. Apples? Smoke! Yes...um. Scotch. Right, I don't know. Stay tuned while I learn things about scotch and then say them!
In other news, boyfriend is forcing me to watch Leno right now, because we are from Alaska, and Bristol Palin is on, and apparently we hate ourselves, because this is going to be torture. I really don't want to watch two people who give me rage blackouts have a conversation, oh my God, here she is, it's happening.
Oh, vapid. So vapid. "Well, I've been in the spotlight my whole life..." No you haven't, Bristol.
"Did you go to your prom?" "No, I was pregnant." Okay, that was kinda funny.
"The guy I fell in love with was a hard working Alaskan man..." STOP TALKING. STOP TALKING BRISTOL.
Bristol responds to rumors about Levi running for Wasilla mayor with much eye-rolling and smirking: "Well, he needs to move within Wasilla city limits...get his GED..." Okay, that was funny too. This is confusing.
When did being Alaskan inherit all this baggage?
leno,
alaska,
scotch,
rage blackouts,
bristol palin