Yes
Just how stupid are the Iranians? Very, very stupid.
The Iranian Police have reportedly captured 14 squirrels, which are suspected of carrying spying devices.
The following is a TRUE news article, the source of the one below is an Israeli news agency I believe. I couldn't find the one I read from the actual Iranian state-run press earlier today, but this is just hilarious.
Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic.
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander.
Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past.
But in other news, work is really, really, really, busy and even more stressful this week. Gah.
The Iranian Police have reportedly captured 14 squirrels, which are suspected of carrying spying devices.
The following is a TRUE news article, the source of the one below is an Israeli news agency I believe. I couldn't find the one I read from the actual Iranian state-run press earlier today, but this is just hilarious.
Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic.
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander.
Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past.
But in other news, work is really, really, really, busy and even more stressful this week. Gah.