hm
well, looks like the ole girl has gotta go.
: \
needless to say, i am not too happy about this.
but seriously.
get this.
i saw the measurements on the ultrasound screen, and my left ovary is 42 millimeters, which is a normal size and equals out to roughly 1 1/2 inches. BUT...my right ovary is currently sittin' pretty at 116 millimeters, which ends up being something like 4 1/2 inches. WHAT. THE. FUCK. how in the hell did it get to be THAT FUCKING BIG?! it baffles me, seriously.
I HAVE A 4 1/2 INCH OVARY.
although, the woman doing my ultrasound called ole leftie "cute", but that was, of course, in comparison to the monstrously ugly right one. i think that she is the only person who will ever call one of my ovaries cute.
so...the doctor told me that she had to come out. then he told me they'd hav to do blood work. and i have a serious needle phobia. so, with the two put together, it effectively broke my brain for the day.
I HATE YOU, RIGHT OVARY.
: \
needless to say, i am not too happy about this.
but seriously.
get this.
i saw the measurements on the ultrasound screen, and my left ovary is 42 millimeters, which is a normal size and equals out to roughly 1 1/2 inches. BUT...my right ovary is currently sittin' pretty at 116 millimeters, which ends up being something like 4 1/2 inches. WHAT. THE. FUCK. how in the hell did it get to be THAT FUCKING BIG?! it baffles me, seriously.
I HAVE A 4 1/2 INCH OVARY.
although, the woman doing my ultrasound called ole leftie "cute", but that was, of course, in comparison to the monstrously ugly right one. i think that she is the only person who will ever call one of my ovaries cute.
so...the doctor told me that she had to come out. then he told me they'd hav to do blood work. and i have a serious needle phobia. so, with the two put together, it effectively broke my brain for the day.
I HATE YOU, RIGHT OVARY.