Fatuous man discusses forthcoming elections in typically inane fashion.

[wardytron]

I don't know about you, but I'm so excited about this week's European elections I'm even considering voting in them. Imagine that! Of course, participating in an election is a serious business, and one should never do so without making a careful assessment of the various candidates and their policies. Personally I was planning to vote for the

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[burkesworks]

The existence of a Scargillite cadre in deepest Holderness comes as a surprise; Thorngumbald is the kind of place where the workers' soviet would vote Conservative even if the Great People's Revolution came to the East Riding. I guess that's why the Muirs are on the London slate.

[wardytron]

Well they get around, do the Muirs. Between them they've stood in Glasgow North West, Leeds North East, Hull East, South of Scotland and Highlands & Islands. Linda once got 2.7% of the vote in Hull East, although Colin tends to score under 1%. I don't know if this is down to the nature of their respective would-be constituencies, or whether Linda is simply a vastly superior orator.

[smogo]

You should go to one of their hustings meetings and ask Colin how his wife's oral skills are.

[wardytron]

This is a picture of Dinti Batstone holding some Energizer batteries. I can't say for certain that those toys belong to Dinti, but I wouldn't be altogether happy voting for her if they did.