Fortune Cookies...
So, the Chinese place I ordered food from sent over a whole handful of fortune cookies; I just thought I'd share them...
You are sociable and entertaining (in bed) <---DAMN RIGHT
You are going to have some new clothes. (in bed) <--- Uh, Ok....
You will soon be crossing the great waters. (in bed) <---This scares me.
You are sociable and entertaining (in bed) <---DAMN RIGHT
You are going to have some new clothes. (in bed) <--- Uh, Ok....
You will soon be crossing the great waters. (in bed) <---This scares me.