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Posts made by Rook to the network, organized chronologically and including links to individual threads (as well as summaries of the contents of those threads).
POST ONE: Skjwhelkfjhlsdf what the fuuuuuuuuck!!
w/ trowa barton: You mean I can't get out? Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
w/ olivier mira armstrong: Major General Fucking Bitch.
w/ giselle: Nothing much happens.
w/ baiken seishino: In which Rook gets his first real look at a collar, and makes fun of celibacy.
w/ mello: In which Mello gives advice and Rook promptly goes against it.
w/ namine: Nothing much happens, again.
w/ michael blanc: Shoptalk? Shoptalk you say? Sign me up.
w/ date masamune: You what me to what my dragon?
w/ euphemia li britannia (oh the start of something beautiful): My sex life is none of your business, but let's talk about it anyway!
w/ artemis fowl: "Wow, you swear a lot." "Glad you fucking noticed."
POST TWO: So, sex?
w/ baiken seishiro: Just because I like sex doesn't mean I have no endurance.
w/ junpei iori: In which Junpei attempts (and fails) to teach Rook etiquette.
w/ hanatarou: Hookers? Where?
w/ erza scarlet: You sure are rude.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Well if you'd rather fuck me than let me fuck a whore, I'm all for it.
w/ franz d'epinay: "So did you hear about the whores?" "Yep."
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Manly sadistic bonding times ensue!
POST THREE
w/ hanatarou: DON'T TURN DOWN A FAVOR OK.
w/ mia fey: See, at least someone gets my jokes.
w/ yuri lowell: ...Except this guy, apparently.
w/ euphemia li britannia: In which Euphemia accidentally insinuates that Rook should take up turning tricks and all hell promptly breaks loose.
POST FOUR: How come none of you fuckers told me I had to get a job?
w/ hanatarou: Fog? What fog?
w/ michael blanc: Shop talk, again!
POST FIVE: Fighting is fun, let's do some.
w/ kara thrace: I'm fine at fistfights I just like knives OK :|
w köinzell: Why yes I would like a fight.
w/ mello: I don't always talk dirty.
w/ nurarihyon: Time and place.
w/ viletta nu: Being from Molly isn't that weird.
w/ baybars: I said knife, not sword.
w/ trowa barton: Most useless exchange ever.
POST SIX: In which Rook is uncharacteristically morose, and fucks a hooker of indeterminate gender, not in that order.
w/ hanatarou: Why are you so goddamn optimistic NOT THAT IT'S A BAD THING.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Actually that was me being nice. Also, yes it was my birthday.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Topics of discussion include tabletop gaming, whores, bosses, birthdays, and sobriety.
w/ viletta nu (and an interlude by euphie): No, really, I don't cuddle.
POST SEVEN: Fuck with my dragon and I'll rip your guts out k? (:
w/ hitagi senjougahara: You have a tiny brain.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Yep, dragon's here. No, you won't meet her. Muncest ahoy!
w/ hanatarou: WHOA, YOU HAVE A DRAGON?
w/ naoto shirogane: My dragon does not have a funny name comparatively.
w/ kafuka fuura: You are the fucking weirdest person I've ever talked to you in my life.
w/ köinzell: Dragons. Right.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Direct sunlight is going to make her its bitch. Also, I read Pern books.
w/ cherry darling: So how 'bout you come live with us?
POST EIGHT: Srsface is go.
w/ euphemia li britannia: We need to talk.
w/ chii, bree, and hales: /FLOODS NYX'S INBOX
POST NINE: In which Rook has been off sex and almost dies.
w/ awashima: You sound like shit! Let's fight when you're alive again.
w/ DG: Sure, let's-oh wait, better offer.
w/ thom: Your panties are too in a twist.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Let's fuck.
w/ hantarou: Hanatarou almost hyperventilates and Rook is totally A-OK.
w/ kafuka fuura: You're still the weirdest fucking person ever.
w/ euphemia li britannia: In which Euphie apologizes and Rook is a dick as usual (but in a loving way).
w/ havemercy: Who are you and what have you done with Rook?
POST TEN: I see dead people!!
w/ hanatarou: In which Rook and Hanatarou get drunk and fuck.
w/ havemercy: No, I am really not okay with seeing Amery's ghost.
w/ esther blanchett: Pretty sure it's the goddess.
w/ euphemia li britannia: And by "hanging out" I mean "having sex with", but same difference.
w/ kallen kozuki: Wow, your life sucks even worse than mine!
POST ELEVEN: Rook and Havemercy, sittin' in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
w/ thom: OMG BRAIN BLEACH
w/ jenny: I want in!
w/ argilla: That was way fun, also want to stitch me up?
w/ heine rammsteiner: Fuck you I did not want everyone and their mother knowing about that one time we did that one thing!!
w/ kafuka fuura: YOU ARE STILL REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
w/ awashima: Charming as always.
POST TWELVE: In which Rook is uncharacteristically morose and drinks a little too much.
w/ cherry darling: Bonding and talking about war and guns.
w/ heine rammsteiner: I ain't usually this verbose.
w/ havemercy: Don't complain about not having nightmares.
w/ jenny: So, about that fight...
w/ euphemia li britannia: Nah, I like drinking even if I do stupid shit when drunk.
POST THIRTEEN: Boring boring boring.
w/ thom: NOT TEST IN A BAD WAY mostly.
w/ hanatarou: So what do you do for fun?
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Shit's boring, man.
w/ cherry darling: In which Rook finds out that Havemercy is gone and promptly flips tables.
POST FOURTEEN: All right, no more moping. Also, I need sex and cooking lessons.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Don't kill me if I burn your kitchen down.
w/ DG: Let's make a sex party!
POST FIFTEEN: In which Rook laments on how everything sucks.
w/ hanatarou: Hanatarou is cheerful as always.
w/ road kamelot: A conversation that is, for the most part, completely unproductive.
w/ cherry darling: They agree to go drinking away their woes.
w/ jan valentine: Another person who seems strangely enthused about all this.
POST SIXTEEN: A very private thread in which Rook calls Euphie out on being fucking nuts.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Fine fine I forgive you, just know that I'll kill you if you do it again :D
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: I don't like that you shanked me :|
POST SEVENTEEN: In which Rook requires collar help.
w/ hanatarou: It's not very reassuring if you tell someone you're deliberately trying to be reassuring.
w/ cherry darling: The various merits of Euphemia li Britannia.
w/ jan valentine: Jan Valentine is annoying but for some reason Rook hasn't chased him off.
POST EIGHTEEN: Nudists and English tutors.
w/ rolo lamperouge: A dubious exchange of services.
w/ hanatarou: Rook to the rescue with Hanatarou's clothes.
w/ mia fey: In which Rook procures an English tutor.
w/ euphemia li britannia: So can I come over yet? No? Well piss.
w/ artemis fowl: Man-shaped.
w/ asellus: A remarkably long-winded exchange of pet names, concluding with a sex proposition? Yeah idk either.
POST NINETEEN: A collection of miscellaneous thoughts-a discussion with the bossman, a lack of understanding wrt Valentine's Day, and an assurance that Havemercy is indeed moving in.
w/ rolo lamperouge: In which Rolo falls in love with Rook and all sorts of awkwardness ensue.
w/ cherry darling: Oh god, not you too.
w/ hanatarou: Discussions of Rolo's intentions.
w/ DG: On love curses.
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Grimmjow always brings out the best in Rook. He really does.
w/ everett hitch: On Rook procuring a job as extra security for the wedding.
w/ thom: In which Thom falls in love with Rook, and all sorts of other shenanigans occur.
POST NINETEEN-POINT-FIVE: In which Rook and Thom's cindy antics are exposed to the entire network.
w/ cherry darling: Oh, we're brothers? Really? I hadn't noticed.
w/ rolo lamperouge: In which Rolo plots ways to bump Thom off.
POST TWENTY: In which Rook gets really fucking drunk and falls off a cliff, because he is an idiot.
POST TWENTY-ONE: In which Rook needs cooking lessons, and also a private message to Rolo.
w/ shampoo: I teach you make roast duck.
w/ DG: By the way, have I mentioned lately that you're an idiot?
w/ euphemia li britannia: Why are you always on house arrest when I want to come over :(
w/ major raikov: Puddin' making times.
POST ONE: Skjwhelkfjhlsdf what the fuuuuuuuuck!!
w/ trowa barton: You mean I can't get out? Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
w/ olivier mira armstrong: Major General Fucking Bitch.
w/ giselle: Nothing much happens.
w/ baiken seishino: In which Rook gets his first real look at a collar, and makes fun of celibacy.
w/ mello: In which Mello gives advice and Rook promptly goes against it.
w/ namine: Nothing much happens, again.
w/ michael blanc: Shoptalk? Shoptalk you say? Sign me up.
w/ date masamune: You what me to what my dragon?
w/ euphemia li britannia (oh the start of something beautiful): My sex life is none of your business, but let's talk about it anyway!
w/ artemis fowl: "Wow, you swear a lot." "Glad you fucking noticed."
POST TWO: So, sex?
w/ baiken seishiro: Just because I like sex doesn't mean I have no endurance.
w/ junpei iori: In which Junpei attempts (and fails) to teach Rook etiquette.
w/ hanatarou: Hookers? Where?
w/ erza scarlet: You sure are rude.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Well if you'd rather fuck me than let me fuck a whore, I'm all for it.
w/ franz d'epinay: "So did you hear about the whores?" "Yep."
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Manly sadistic bonding times ensue!
POST THREE
w/ hanatarou: DON'T TURN DOWN A FAVOR OK.
w/ mia fey: See, at least someone gets my jokes.
w/ yuri lowell: ...Except this guy, apparently.
w/ euphemia li britannia: In which Euphemia accidentally insinuates that Rook should take up turning tricks and all hell promptly breaks loose.
POST FOUR: How come none of you fuckers told me I had to get a job?
w/ hanatarou: Fog? What fog?
w/ michael blanc: Shop talk, again!
POST FIVE: Fighting is fun, let's do some.
w/ kara thrace: I'm fine at fistfights I just like knives OK :|
w köinzell: Why yes I would like a fight.
w/ mello: I don't always talk dirty.
w/ nurarihyon: Time and place.
w/ viletta nu: Being from Molly isn't that weird.
w/ baybars: I said knife, not sword.
w/ trowa barton: Most useless exchange ever.
POST SIX: In which Rook is uncharacteristically morose, and fucks a hooker of indeterminate gender, not in that order.
w/ hanatarou: Why are you so goddamn optimistic NOT THAT IT'S A BAD THING.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Actually that was me being nice. Also, yes it was my birthday.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Topics of discussion include tabletop gaming, whores, bosses, birthdays, and sobriety.
w/ viletta nu (and an interlude by euphie): No, really, I don't cuddle.
POST SEVEN: Fuck with my dragon and I'll rip your guts out k? (:
w/ hitagi senjougahara: You have a tiny brain.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Yep, dragon's here. No, you won't meet her. Muncest ahoy!
w/ hanatarou: WHOA, YOU HAVE A DRAGON?
w/ naoto shirogane: My dragon does not have a funny name comparatively.
w/ kafuka fuura: You are the fucking weirdest person I've ever talked to you in my life.
w/ köinzell: Dragons. Right.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Direct sunlight is going to make her its bitch. Also, I read Pern books.
w/ cherry darling: So how 'bout you come live with us?
POST EIGHT: Srsface is go.
w/ euphemia li britannia: We need to talk.
w/ chii, bree, and hales: /FLOODS NYX'S INBOX
POST NINE: In which Rook has been off sex and almost dies.
w/ awashima: You sound like shit! Let's fight when you're alive again.
w/ DG: Sure, let's-oh wait, better offer.
w/ thom: Your panties are too in a twist.
w/ heine rammsteiner: Let's fuck.
w/ hantarou: Hanatarou almost hyperventilates and Rook is totally A-OK.
w/ kafuka fuura: You're still the weirdest fucking person ever.
w/ euphemia li britannia: In which Euphie apologizes and Rook is a dick as usual (but in a loving way).
w/ havemercy: Who are you and what have you done with Rook?
POST TEN: I see dead people!!
w/ hanatarou: In which Rook and Hanatarou get drunk and fuck.
w/ havemercy: No, I am really not okay with seeing Amery's ghost.
w/ esther blanchett: Pretty sure it's the goddess.
w/ euphemia li britannia: And by "hanging out" I mean "having sex with", but same difference.
w/ kallen kozuki: Wow, your life sucks even worse than mine!
POST ELEVEN: Rook and Havemercy, sittin' in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
w/ thom: OMG BRAIN BLEACH
w/ jenny: I want in!
w/ argilla: That was way fun, also want to stitch me up?
w/ heine rammsteiner: Fuck you I did not want everyone and their mother knowing about that one time we did that one thing!!
w/ kafuka fuura: YOU ARE STILL REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
w/ awashima: Charming as always.
POST TWELVE: In which Rook is uncharacteristically morose and drinks a little too much.
w/ cherry darling: Bonding and talking about war and guns.
w/ heine rammsteiner: I ain't usually this verbose.
w/ havemercy: Don't complain about not having nightmares.
w/ jenny: So, about that fight...
w/ euphemia li britannia: Nah, I like drinking even if I do stupid shit when drunk.
POST THIRTEEN: Boring boring boring.
w/ thom: NOT TEST IN A BAD WAY mostly.
w/ hanatarou: So what do you do for fun?
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Shit's boring, man.
w/ cherry darling: In which Rook finds out that Havemercy is gone and promptly flips tables.
POST FOURTEEN: All right, no more moping. Also, I need sex and cooking lessons.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Don't kill me if I burn your kitchen down.
w/ DG: Let's make a sex party!
POST FIFTEEN: In which Rook laments on how everything sucks.
w/ hanatarou: Hanatarou is cheerful as always.
w/ road kamelot: A conversation that is, for the most part, completely unproductive.
w/ cherry darling: They agree to go drinking away their woes.
w/ jan valentine: Another person who seems strangely enthused about all this.
POST SIXTEEN: A very private thread in which Rook calls Euphie out on being fucking nuts.
w/ euphemia li britannia: Fine fine I forgive you, just know that I'll kill you if you do it again :D
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: I don't like that you shanked me :|
POST SEVENTEEN: In which Rook requires collar help.
w/ hanatarou: It's not very reassuring if you tell someone you're deliberately trying to be reassuring.
w/ cherry darling: The various merits of Euphemia li Britannia.
w/ jan valentine: Jan Valentine is annoying but for some reason Rook hasn't chased him off.
POST EIGHTEEN: Nudists and English tutors.
w/ rolo lamperouge: A dubious exchange of services.
w/ hanatarou: Rook to the rescue with Hanatarou's clothes.
w/ mia fey: In which Rook procures an English tutor.
w/ euphemia li britannia: So can I come over yet? No? Well piss.
w/ artemis fowl: Man-shaped.
w/ asellus: A remarkably long-winded exchange of pet names, concluding with a sex proposition? Yeah idk either.
POST NINETEEN: A collection of miscellaneous thoughts-a discussion with the bossman, a lack of understanding wrt Valentine's Day, and an assurance that Havemercy is indeed moving in.
w/ rolo lamperouge: In which Rolo falls in love with Rook and all sorts of awkwardness ensue.
w/ cherry darling: Oh god, not you too.
w/ hanatarou: Discussions of Rolo's intentions.
w/ DG: On love curses.
w/ grimmjow jeagerjacques: Grimmjow always brings out the best in Rook. He really does.
w/ everett hitch: On Rook procuring a job as extra security for the wedding.
w/ thom: In which Thom falls in love with Rook, and all sorts of other shenanigans occur.
POST NINETEEN-POINT-FIVE: In which Rook and Thom's cindy antics are exposed to the entire network.
w/ cherry darling: Oh, we're brothers? Really? I hadn't noticed.
w/ rolo lamperouge: In which Rolo plots ways to bump Thom off.
POST TWENTY: In which Rook gets really fucking drunk and falls off a cliff, because he is an idiot.
POST TWENTY-ONE: In which Rook needs cooking lessons, and also a private message to Rolo.
w/ shampoo: I teach you make roast duck.
w/ DG: By the way, have I mentioned lately that you're an idiot?
w/ euphemia li britannia: Why are you always on house arrest when I want to come over :(
w/ major raikov: Puddin' making times.