Wat

Sep 02, 2011 08:29

I really love getting to do world RP. I get to get out of Stormwind and away from the absurdity it contains, and out into the open where I can take advantage of all these awesomely revamped places.

Like Hearthglen!

My little squire is coming close to his ordination as a paladin, and so trucked up to Hearthglen with his trainer and friends to do both some combat and spiritual training. We discovered, while there, that there is actually an entire guard guild dedicated to the little town of Hearthglen, which sounds excellent in principle, until we read their MRPs.

I only captured one, because the others, while silly, were absolute masterpieces compared to- to-

Well. Look at it.





Well, isn't this just a winning combination of "what the fuck".

He's so experienced with writing that he doesn't even -need- to spell it right, and goes right on to prove how experienced he is by creating a profile that I'm pretty sure was written by humping the keyboard while fantasizing about how badass he could possibly be and just going with what he got.

The end result is- is-

Guys, what is this. I don't even know what this is.

It's a painfully emaciated middle-aged half-belf demon hunter paladin with no demon hunter traits that grew up in Ironforge that sings songs about the Sin'dorei when he's sad and worships made-up/out-of-game deities that I'm assuming grant him special combat powerz and his name is a combination of the two most laughable fan-characters in Warcraft history.

This is all I got, guys.


look at me, flagrsp, silly name, half-elf, lolwhut, failadin, wyrmrest accord, underweight, over 9000, lore crushing, demon hunter, theme song

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