More from Moon Guard!
I bring more! (I did mention the amount I have, right?)
Hobbling around on a broken leg, I get that. This is less of a Sue and more of a biology-fail. At least it isn't MPreg? I'm fairly certain the last thing you'd be doing is 'hobbling' about with a broken back. Then again, I haven't broken my back before, but all the people I do know who have are... ya know... bedridden or wheelchair bound due to paralysis.
You know what? She's right. I'm not looking at her average face, first. I'm looking for a wheelbarrow for those enormous back problems she's got on her spindly waist. I often say that the size of your pixel breasts is a sure sign of your age/sex in real life. Either you're too young to realize the pain you'd be suffering, or you're male and so focused on the boobies that you don't realize how impractical your jubblies are.
This is, of course, ignoring the rest of her. Is it just me, or is she screaming "I'm easy to take advantage of!" I mean, if she was capable of taking care of herself, she wouldn't need her entire noble house to take on a guy who has 'whisked her away', right? Right!?
Housecat. Well, not really... but she's only threatening if she happens to want the chair you're sitting in.
Also, she's not a worgen.
Personally, I don't believe a harvest witch is the same as a druid, which would be the closest that a Gilnean would possibly have come previous to being bitten. This is somewhat bolstered by the fact that you don't actually get the first shape-shift until after you've been turned. Hypothetically, this would mean that you'd need the innate skill that being a Worgen brings you before you're able to harness the spirits of the other animals to be a -druid-, and not just a harvest witch. Which means that humans are incapable of being druids. Hypothetically.
Discuss?
If I lick my lips too much, they chap. So the image of this one was not as sexy as they think. Really, she sounds more like someone I'd get really creeped out around than be attracted to. I think it speaks for itself, anyway.
I think he's repressed!
/me takes a deep breath.
"Ithilia stands at 5'9", seemingly smaller than the average High Elf. Her hair is a pale color, nearly white with undertones of gold. Normally, her eyes are blue, changing to red when she is channeling the power of fire. She can commonly be seen wearing the tabard of the Silver Covenant or the Kirin Tor, and her signet of the Kirin Tor also bears a mark of the Silver Covenant. A wedding band is present on her finger, as well.
Her constant companion is a staff of High Elven design, strapped to her back or kept in hand. A spell book hangs from a rope on her belt. Her ears are pierced, minimally.
She carries the look of one who is calm and not quick to anger, and holds a youthful beauty that is easy on the eyes."
Did I miss anything? Seriously? Please, people. Show me, don't tell me. If you oppose the Blood Elves in Dalaran's ranks, then tell me at an appropriate time. If you're pregnant, then add that in when it is easily seen, and not when it would require x-ray goggles with magnification to spy that little embryo.
We don't care about your theme song, nor how addictive it is. We don't care about your orientation or relationship status. Personally, I don't care if you rolled a night elf to RP a high elf. The only thing I'd point out is that a human would be closer to what you wanted. Don't care if you're male, female, or a damned goat IRL. Don't care if your character is infused with a pheonix essence, since there's nothing physical to state that! RAWRGH!
This one had no physical description (or it didn't load). Her history tab, however, made me shake my head. Especially the last little bit.
All the mild meta-gaming and purple prose aside? This was a night elf.
DK. Was about as blonde as blonde can get on the character. I don't need to say anything else, I think.
Hobbling around on a broken leg, I get that. This is less of a Sue and more of a biology-fail. At least it isn't MPreg? I'm fairly certain the last thing you'd be doing is 'hobbling' about with a broken back. Then again, I haven't broken my back before, but all the people I do know who have are... ya know... bedridden or wheelchair bound due to paralysis.
You know what? She's right. I'm not looking at her average face, first. I'm looking for a wheelbarrow for those enormous back problems she's got on her spindly waist. I often say that the size of your pixel breasts is a sure sign of your age/sex in real life. Either you're too young to realize the pain you'd be suffering, or you're male and so focused on the boobies that you don't realize how impractical your jubblies are.
This is, of course, ignoring the rest of her. Is it just me, or is she screaming "I'm easy to take advantage of!" I mean, if she was capable of taking care of herself, she wouldn't need her entire noble house to take on a guy who has 'whisked her away', right? Right!?
Housecat. Well, not really... but she's only threatening if she happens to want the chair you're sitting in.
Also, she's not a worgen.
Personally, I don't believe a harvest witch is the same as a druid, which would be the closest that a Gilnean would possibly have come previous to being bitten. This is somewhat bolstered by the fact that you don't actually get the first shape-shift until after you've been turned. Hypothetically, this would mean that you'd need the innate skill that being a Worgen brings you before you're able to harness the spirits of the other animals to be a -druid-, and not just a harvest witch. Which means that humans are incapable of being druids. Hypothetically.
Discuss?
If I lick my lips too much, they chap. So the image of this one was not as sexy as they think. Really, she sounds more like someone I'd get really creeped out around than be attracted to. I think it speaks for itself, anyway.
I think he's repressed!
/me takes a deep breath.
"Ithilia stands at 5'9", seemingly smaller than the average High Elf. Her hair is a pale color, nearly white with undertones of gold. Normally, her eyes are blue, changing to red when she is channeling the power of fire. She can commonly be seen wearing the tabard of the Silver Covenant or the Kirin Tor, and her signet of the Kirin Tor also bears a mark of the Silver Covenant. A wedding band is present on her finger, as well.
Her constant companion is a staff of High Elven design, strapped to her back or kept in hand. A spell book hangs from a rope on her belt. Her ears are pierced, minimally.
She carries the look of one who is calm and not quick to anger, and holds a youthful beauty that is easy on the eyes."
Did I miss anything? Seriously? Please, people. Show me, don't tell me. If you oppose the Blood Elves in Dalaran's ranks, then tell me at an appropriate time. If you're pregnant, then add that in when it is easily seen, and not when it would require x-ray goggles with magnification to spy that little embryo.
We don't care about your theme song, nor how addictive it is. We don't care about your orientation or relationship status. Personally, I don't care if you rolled a night elf to RP a high elf. The only thing I'd point out is that a human would be closer to what you wanted. Don't care if you're male, female, or a damned goat IRL. Don't care if your character is infused with a pheonix essence, since there's nothing physical to state that! RAWRGH!
This one had no physical description (or it didn't load). Her history tab, however, made me shake my head. Especially the last little bit.
All the mild meta-gaming and purple prose aside? This was a night elf.
DK. Was about as blonde as blonde can get on the character. I don't need to say anything else, I think.