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"Guys I swear I wasn't even there five minutes."

Feb 01, 2011 19:54

I recently got bored and dusted of my alliance toon, as she had not seen the light of day since before Burning Crusade. So certainly the change of the world is a shock to her, but new its inhabitants appear more frightening than ever. While I will my admit knowledge of lore regarding races of the Alliance is fairly nonexistent, I think might notice ( Read more... )

half-elf, lolwhut, dragon in disguise, worgen, flagrsp, sentinels

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rantyrantsock February 2 2011, 00:58:29 UTC

Black Dragonflight rebuffing the contact of a member? Ehh? What? That does not make sense to me.

Sergeant does not exist in the Navy, dear Vraail.

metalsyko February 2 2011, 01:13:03 UTC

A bad flag in the Dragonsworn Council?

This is my shocked face.

tokimekihoney February 2 2011, 01:16:53 UTC

Oh, Dragonsworn Council. Home to gems such as Frostygos, the undead dragon whelping thing moonlighting as a Worgen Druid who speaks in constant baby talk.

They are some nice people, but their not-so-sekrit draggin nonsense just makes me automatically assume that anyone in that guild is riding the failboat.

strokemybow February 2 2011, 03:06:07 UTC

we should really get Frostygos' wiki up here.

tokimekihoney February 2 2011, 03:07:39 UTC

I'm pretty sure it was posted when his guild's wiki was posted earlier.

strokemybow February 2 2011, 03:22:49 UTC

you know that more was added recently to it, right?

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andaal February 2 2011, 01:23:26 UTC

It's probably bad that I think the first one isn't really all that bad, as black dragons in disguise go. I mean, she doesn't have wings, or gigantic melons described in prose so purple only bees and rats see it. She doesn't run around declaring herself to be a BALK DARGON (actually hell do I know, maybe she does). She has... grammar?

Wait, those aren't actually redeeming features, are they...

elfennau February 2 2011, 10:36:45 UTC

But exactly zero explanation for why she's...A WORGEN. Buh?

andaal February 2 2011, 12:38:04 UTC

Same way as the rest of the Gilnean worgen are worgen, I guess.

Except she's a dragon. I don't think worgenism works on dragons. Not even shapeshifted ones.

Yes, it's a bucket of fail. And man, kewl facemasks on wolfy faces? Looks ridiculous.

arachnogeek February 2 2011, 17:32:48 UTC

The first one might be kind of fun to play with. Hear me out on this:

Some poor kid gets raised her whole life being told by her highly eccentric parents that she is a "noble" and a "dragon", then eventually hits adulthood and goes about trying to "fulfill her destiny" and wondering why her flight won't call her back.

Sure, it would be hard to keep the character alive and interesting for too long, but it'd still be amusing.