Boy oh boy. :B
It's been a while and I feel I've finally amassed a collection worthy of posting!
... What, you expecting me to write something further? There are terrible MRPs to be had!
I'm going to start with my personal favorite. My friend found this living embodiment of the 'emo bullcrap' tag hanging around the Cathedral steps in Stormwind last night kissing his own sister (and I deeply regret not lamping this RP, let me tell you), and while I don't have caps of that little bit of gloriousness, I did manage to catch his MRP.
OKAY.
YOU GET ALL THAT?
GOOD.
This monster of an MRP belongs to Jericho, "The Hellhound". I actually feel a little mean posting this one, because the guy's obviously some middle school kid that got introduced to vampire manga by his friends and thinks he's a dark, tormented rebel. I think we've all been there, right?
There are so many things I could say about this. I could write an essay about this. Why does he have a list for a variety of professions? Why is psychopath a profession? How does this guy magically age by doing random tasks? If he keeps killing people, will he be well into his seventies by tomorrow morning? I hope he knows that the black eyeliner/nails/mallgoth look looks terrible on... well, anybody, but particularly on those over the age of twenty-five or so.
Moving on.
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN HUNGA BUNGA
700 lbs of armor.
(psst: it doesn't work that way)
Timeline derp. Humans didn't know Winterspring existed 25 years ago, buddy. And human worgen. Those didn't exist either.
Also. Also alsoalaosslaoaslalso.
>Feral worgen
>Took him in
lol.
This isn't the worst of the ones that I've found lately, but I do have to say that if you can tell she used to be a man just by looking at her, that mage must not have been very powerful.
This one made me put my ragefase on. I didn't bother to cap the rest, because other than talking about how pretty her character is and the use of the term "Werewolf form", the flag was more bland than anything. No, what makes my blood boil is the little OOC note at the top.
First off, you're playing on a server lovingly nicknamed "Estrogen Accord" for it's staggering number of female players. Second, what exactly entitles you to dictate how one is supposed to RP around you? Is it your boobs? Because other than maybe some back pain later in life, they don't really entitle you to anything. NOBODY CARES IF YOU ARE A FEMALE IN REAL LIFE. What is a "sexist post" even supposed to be? A male character hitting on you? Someone holding the door open?
She then goes on to describe herself as an "exotic beauty", opening the door to male attention.
Ffffrrrgh. Hate. Stop making the rest of us female players look bad.
Oh hee I like this next one.
I lost a line there in the screenshots, sorry about that.
This guy was impressive. Honestly, mind-blowingly impressive. I don't think that in hours of sitting down and carefully concocting a character that is SUPPOSED to be bad, I could come up with something this good.
>Relative of a lore character? Check
>Scarlet? Check
>>> Scarlet walking around in full regalia in Stormwind City? Check
>Trained under a lore character? Check
>>> Trained under more than one lore character? Check
> HUGE BADASS? Check
> Personally owns a lore item? Check
Oh, it's just a shame that we can't see his face, or maybe we could see what dazzling color his orbs are.
I wonder if she can see what I had for lunch today. Also, 6'3" isn't a very intimidating size for a worgen anyway.
Finally, something a little more classic. I apparently share an RP house with her.
Hnnnngh.
*washes sheets*
... What, you expecting me to write something further? There are terrible MRPs to be had!
I'm going to start with my personal favorite. My friend found this living embodiment of the 'emo bullcrap' tag hanging around the Cathedral steps in Stormwind last night kissing his own sister (and I deeply regret not lamping this RP, let me tell you), and while I don't have caps of that little bit of gloriousness, I did manage to catch his MRP.
OKAY.
YOU GET ALL THAT?
GOOD.
This monster of an MRP belongs to Jericho, "The Hellhound". I actually feel a little mean posting this one, because the guy's obviously some middle school kid that got introduced to vampire manga by his friends and thinks he's a dark, tormented rebel. I think we've all been there, right?
There are so many things I could say about this. I could write an essay about this. Why does he have a list for a variety of professions? Why is psychopath a profession? How does this guy magically age by doing random tasks? If he keeps killing people, will he be well into his seventies by tomorrow morning? I hope he knows that the black eyeliner/nails/mallgoth look looks terrible on... well, anybody, but particularly on those over the age of twenty-five or so.
Moving on.
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN HUNGA BUNGA
700 lbs of armor.
(psst: it doesn't work that way)
Timeline derp. Humans didn't know Winterspring existed 25 years ago, buddy. And human worgen. Those didn't exist either.
Also. Also alsoalaosslaoaslalso.
>Feral worgen
>Took him in
lol.
This isn't the worst of the ones that I've found lately, but I do have to say that if you can tell she used to be a man just by looking at her, that mage must not have been very powerful.
This one made me put my ragefase on. I didn't bother to cap the rest, because other than talking about how pretty her character is and the use of the term "Werewolf form", the flag was more bland than anything. No, what makes my blood boil is the little OOC note at the top.
First off, you're playing on a server lovingly nicknamed "Estrogen Accord" for it's staggering number of female players. Second, what exactly entitles you to dictate how one is supposed to RP around you? Is it your boobs? Because other than maybe some back pain later in life, they don't really entitle you to anything. NOBODY CARES IF YOU ARE A FEMALE IN REAL LIFE. What is a "sexist post" even supposed to be? A male character hitting on you? Someone holding the door open?
She then goes on to describe herself as an "exotic beauty", opening the door to male attention.
Ffffrrrgh. Hate. Stop making the rest of us female players look bad.
Oh hee I like this next one.
I lost a line there in the screenshots, sorry about that.
This guy was impressive. Honestly, mind-blowingly impressive. I don't think that in hours of sitting down and carefully concocting a character that is SUPPOSED to be bad, I could come up with something this good.
>Relative of a lore character? Check
>Scarlet? Check
>>> Scarlet walking around in full regalia in Stormwind City? Check
>Trained under a lore character? Check
>>> Trained under more than one lore character? Check
> HUGE BADASS? Check
> Personally owns a lore item? Check
Oh, it's just a shame that we can't see his face, or maybe we could see what dazzling color his orbs are.
I wonder if she can see what I had for lunch today. Also, 6'3" isn't a very intimidating size for a worgen anyway.
Finally, something a little more classic. I apparently share an RP house with her.
Hnnnngh.
*washes sheets*