She's in a class by herself...

[lurkythespork]

This is actually the edited version.  I left off the lower half of her RSP, because it is both full of godmoding (yes, thank you for telling me exactly what and how much I want to do with your character, regardless of my orientation or tastes), and flat-out pornographic.

The top part is actually enough to show you what's wrong with this person character.  For once, I have no words.  I really haven't.