1ST: Anyone who puts their last name down as one shared by a canon character needs to be dragged out back and flogged. Unless they like that, in which case we dip them in a slow-acting acid. Unless they like THAT, which then, I dunno, we do something equally terrible to them. MOVING ALONG.
2ND: Your DESCRIPTION box is for your DESCRIPTION. NOT YOUR PERSONAL HISTORY. How is this hard to understand!? NEXT!
3RD: This one is not so bad actually, if he didn't have the title. I can deal with the slightly different colored eyes as long as they're not like mood-ring eyes and you have a good story for them, but... Hawkstrider... Cleaning... Hair? whatisthisidon'teven NEEEEXT.
4TH: Putting that you are a virgin in your description screams "I WANT YOU TO SCREW MY BRAINS OUT". Yeah, no. Go be a whore somewhere else.
5TH: An imp. Who eats paint chips. Very silly, but just two things come to my attention. One, PLAY THE RACE YOU ARE GIVEN. But you don't want to? Too bad. And two, lay off the paint chips man. They could be filthy, or have lead in them or something. Not good for your health. NEXT!
6TH: TL;DR, wall o' texts are not cool bro. As for the subject of Paladins who like the darker ladies, ever hear the term: "lawful hot dickings?" Yes? No? What ever, moving on.
7TH: 5' 2" is pretty damn runty for an Elf of ANY kind in WoW. How is AT LEAST 12 piercings "a few"? HIP piercings? Terribly skimpy clothing? ALL IN A TL;DR BOX OF TEXT-BASED DEATH? NO THANK YOU.
IN CONCLUSION: Pic very related. THE GOD EMPEROR FROWNS UPON YOUR SHENANIGANS.
2ND: Your DESCRIPTION box is for your DESCRIPTION. NOT YOUR PERSONAL HISTORY. How is this hard to understand!? NEXT!
3RD: This one is not so bad actually, if he didn't have the title. I can deal with the slightly different colored eyes as long as they're not like mood-ring eyes and you have a good story for them, but... Hawkstrider... Cleaning... Hair? whatisthisidon'teven NEEEEXT.
4TH: Putting that you are a virgin in your description screams "I WANT YOU TO SCREW MY BRAINS OUT". Yeah, no. Go be a whore somewhere else.
5TH: An imp. Who eats paint chips. Very silly, but just two things come to my attention. One, PLAY THE RACE YOU ARE GIVEN. But you don't want to? Too bad. And two, lay off the paint chips man. They could be filthy, or have lead in them or something. Not good for your health. NEXT!
6TH: TL;DR, wall o' texts are not cool bro. As for the subject of Paladins who like the darker ladies, ever hear the term: "lawful hot dickings?" Yes? No? What ever, moving on.
7TH: 5' 2" is pretty damn runty for an Elf of ANY kind in WoW. How is AT LEAST 12 piercings "a few"? HIP piercings? Terribly skimpy clothing? ALL IN A TL;DR BOX OF TEXT-BASED DEATH? NO THANK YOU.
IN CONCLUSION: Pic very related. THE GOD EMPEROR FROWNS UPON YOUR SHENANIGANS.
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