HAHAHAHA i cried.

[strokemybow]

behold!

Comments

[rengeek]

How can you be half-lich? That's like being half-warlock...

Any less protection and you better be her fiance.

...Did I just get proposed to?

[unclecrab]

Hai im a half lich powered by runes! Techinicaly im dead but i still manage to get hot in armor.

Hai im Raern and im as logical as a chocolate teapot

[sillermoon]

I love "logical as a chocolate teapot". I am stealing it.

[gizzybiscuits]

She HAETS BLOOD KNIGHTS except the exceptions and implies she can still have sexytiems. Even though she's a ghost. Buuh. How do ghosts have sexytiems?

[rubberspaceduck]

Haven't you ever heard of people getting sexed up by ghost. They'll swear it happened!

[strokemybow]

yeah that's just a little disturbing. i've heard of this and i'm like DDDD:

[gizzybiscuits]

Ohh like on that Cracked.com article?

[deadborder]

Half Lich? Isn't that like a little bit pregnant?

[sphaerus]

Something tells me Deathwhisper's a screamer.

[caixarelato]

(Let's try this again and not hit the post button before I was done)

Oh god, she doesn't shut up AS IS.

"You have found your way here because you are one of the few gifted with true vision!"
Yeah...because I amazingly located your girl parts under the bones, the clothing, and the TOTAL LACK OF SKIN AND ORGANS.

Half lich is like saying you're half-pregnant, yeeeesh.