I do not speak gibberish

May 06, 2010 22:32

I was going to say that hey, ff.net has been slow again lately... but then I took a closer look. Hooboy. We've got romances of the kind we've never seen before! Including lesbian!Jaina.

... no, I'm not joking.



Trial of the Crusader by LinnScarlett
When the Ashen Verdict strikes a breach in Icecrown Citadel's defences the paladins of Azeroth are in a scramble to join High Lord Tirion Fordring and take the fight to the Lich King. En route one Grand Crusader is lost. OFC/Varian Wrynn; Maxwell Tyrosus.

... somebody likes McChin enough to write an OC romance with him? We've got a Wrynn/female OC on our hands (yeah, despite the Maxwell there)! I'll have a proper looksie later to see if it's anything interesting.

The Llanah Chronicles: Doubts by Penmasterap
Llanah and Jaina share a stolen night in Theramore during the War for Northrend, but doubts begin to arise about their future.

Lemme quote the author's note from a separate "story": Welcome to my series of stories about my Night Elf hunter, Llanah, her trusty wolf, Farley, and the adventures they share with their guild, Dragons. Most of the stories also involve some of Llanah's closest friends from Dragons, who you will meet throughout, and her one true love, Lady Jaina Proudmoore.

Well, uhm... at least that's an original unusual take...

The Promised Child by SemiSane
Annabelle never knew who her parents were or what she was capable of until she picks up a peculiar artifact. Witness the birth of a new champion. Sequel to "The Lich King's Bride"

I think that one speaks for itself.

. Becoming Deepazul by Jazzola
When a WoW-obsessed teenage girl is suddenly catapulted onto Azeroth as her Draenei Hunter, Deepazul, will she be able to find a way back? And what challenges will her new life in-game hold for her?

You know... a long time ago I quoted a summary of a girl getting transported into Azeroth and we all just rolled our eyes at it. It's been updated maybe once since and I gave it a look, and to be fair the main character at least initially had a normal reaction to waking up as a nelf: screaming and trying to shake off the purple.

Does that excuse this dumbass subgenre of fanfiction? No.

And to finish off, a merely confusing one.

The Lesser Evil by B4ndlss
What is there to say now in days? This is a story following a Druid and a commander, but does the title involve these two? idk... please tell me
(character rooster says Night Elf & Orc)

*headtilt* ... huh?
Well, that was all I was going to say, but then I looked at the author's profile. It's... interesting. I can't decide if it's for real or not, but he's apparently writing M-rated Sonic fanfiction and that does make me believe that he's serious.

Was that the last one? I suppose so, that oughta- oh hang on, there's a twist ending...

Love and pain by Lady Whisper
His heart hurting and broken, Rhonin tries to get over Varian Wrynn his first love, and finds comfort in the waiting arms of Krasus the dragon mage

*SNAP*

I iz sorries. brain broked. i go byebye hide under soft flooffy thing nows.

night elf, fanfic, lore-crushing, yer doin it wrong, game logic, lolwhut, twing-twang, rak

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