Eaaaaarly day!
I decided to post a day earlier than usual. I got some sues, some funnies, a friend's profile...And a big ole paragraph.
I just dont know why they think it's okay to have paragraph after paragraph after paragraph...I dont write that much on my school reports, so Im certainly not going to write that much on my character's flippin' profile. I put what's nessisarily different from the avatar. Maybe their hair's greying...Or maybe they smell funny...Or maybe they have a scar.(A SINGLE SCAR. Not to be confused with BAJILLIONS.)But other than that, I let their avatar and their additude speak for them. So why do sues feel so complused to write pages of crap?
...Yeaaaaah...I dont -think- she's forsaken...Did one of those psuedo vampires or 'favored by the princes' rez her? Did a crappy job, whoever did it.
I hate it when they compare themselves to animals.If you wanna look like a wolf, ROLL A WORGEN WHEN CATA COMES OUT! (On second thought, he probably will. D: )
Speaking of Cata, this sue's guild is aparently seeing visions of it...Whiiiiich is ruining it for the rest of us. Patience!
Im not picking on her profile. Not in the slightest. Im picking on her NAME.
AND THIS IS THE LONGEST EFFING PROFILE I'VE SEEN TO DATE! Oh, and for MRP? She's 6'2 and weighs 145 pounds.
All right, here's Jotar, my buddie's dead orc. She's going to get cyborg limbs to improve herself. :D No, really. Jo's scary like that.
AND HERE'S MAH BUDDY MEPHEST WITH THE BEST PROFILE IN THE WORLD!
I just dont know why they think it's okay to have paragraph after paragraph after paragraph...I dont write that much on my school reports, so Im certainly not going to write that much on my character's flippin' profile. I put what's nessisarily different from the avatar. Maybe their hair's greying...Or maybe they smell funny...Or maybe they have a scar.(A SINGLE SCAR. Not to be confused with BAJILLIONS.)But other than that, I let their avatar and their additude speak for them. So why do sues feel so complused to write pages of crap?
...Yeaaaaah...I dont -think- she's forsaken...Did one of those psuedo vampires or 'favored by the princes' rez her? Did a crappy job, whoever did it.
I hate it when they compare themselves to animals.If you wanna look like a wolf, ROLL A WORGEN WHEN CATA COMES OUT! (On second thought, he probably will. D: )
Speaking of Cata, this sue's guild is aparently seeing visions of it...Whiiiiich is ruining it for the rest of us. Patience!
Im not picking on her profile. Not in the slightest. Im picking on her NAME.
AND THIS IS THE LONGEST EFFING PROFILE I'VE SEEN TO DATE! Oh, and for MRP? She's 6'2 and weighs 145 pounds.
All right, here's Jotar, my buddie's dead orc. She's going to get cyborg limbs to improve herself. :D No, really. Jo's scary like that.
AND HERE'S MAH BUDDY MEPHEST WITH THE BEST PROFILE IN THE WORLD!