Waist'o'Wasp + Blow up Boobies!

Jun 12, 2009 10:54

((And do not forget the blatant plagiarism of the D&D world setting of Eberon and one of its prominent families!))

Well, Hello guys, Sentinals Sue Hunter coming in again with another lovely Gem... this one I think tops the Sheyarah post I made... eh, half a month back or so?
Interested? Please keep on readin!

Obviously for some people, the large lore playground Blizzard created for us just was not enough! Fine, being a shiny dragon half naaru love child of Illidan and Kaelthas tea party loving sex toy of Arthas, personal servant and bestest friend of Sylvanus just isn't enough. Allright- we understand that... So.. people sometimes make up their own world settings to make them feel all shiny and special...

This my friends is not one of those. See- Those people are at least creative enough to rape WoW's reality and substitute their own.

This lovely waspish waisted beauty is even more special. She rips off someone elses world. She's so much a snow flake she jumped into the D&D settings... or rather right out of it!

So ladies and gents, Without further ado...

First- I will post the lovely Description for you fine Ladies and Gents of the Sue Community, just to prove this Chara... without a DOUBT exsists. (Existed? Exists still yet? I don't know... The person has publically quit the server at least three times to my knowledge.)



First- I feel like I have to point out the flares out hips and breasts, Really? She looks waspish? Now- Pardon me... but, that really makes me wonder how she's standing up at all...


(Like this maybe?)

...much less able to function as really.. her spine should be snapped in half, but then there is the mark.

A glowy.. hot to the touch (infected? You better get that checked out Miss) mark...

O- I get it... It's a.. a.. -GASP!- a Kewl Tattoo!



How original.. (Also- Check out THOSE Money Bags!) Oh...

Wait...



Huh.. Okay.

ANYWAY! Shall we continue?

INCOMING WALL OF TEXT!

*Jumps and hides behind a wall of sandbags* KER-BOOM!





*peers over the bunker*

Is it over?

Anyway... Morbidly curious as I am prone to being, I decided to look for more information on this gal.

I was not dissapointed one bit- Even if I was assaulted by another wall'o'text. Please- read if you can.

(Alot of this is Copy paste from above.. What you REALLY want to read is in the second post. See... Sisters cut out heart in a box as a special possession... etc)





Wait a moment!!! Is that a still beating heart in a box where the key is hidden / lost?
Why does that remind me of something...

...

Gimme a sec. It'll come to me...

...

Don't tell me, I'll get it...


OH! Yeeeeeah, that's right.

I wonder if she lost the heart if it'd look something like this? ->

The schism that occurred during the Last War between the older house Phiarlan and its offshoot rebel House Thuranni (for more information see the entry on House Phiarlan) has caused the Mark of Shadow to develope within both groups. Both houses still use the marks and their non-magical skills for intelligence gathering, spying and other covert activities while still pursuing mercantile wealth through entertainers and artisans of all kinds.
House Phiarlan controls the mysterious Artisans Guild, outwardly a group of entertainers and companions they are in reality a vast spy web operating throughout Breland, Thrane as well as Aundair. House Thuranni and their Shadow Network are based in the Lhazaar Principalities who stretch their influence into Karrnath, Droaam, Q'Barra and even into the ranks of the Emerald Claw, at the behest of the fickle princes. Both houses also employ unmarked spies, disguised as dancers, musicians and artists.
(That almost looks copy and pasted from our Star Rogue's history.. I mean... The Rogue's history looks Copy/Pasted... Oh hell... Just look at the links below eh?)

(Thuranni Links!)

Please follow these links-

eberron.wikia.com/wiki/House_Thuranni

Followed by the history of the Mark/ and Family-

eberron.wikia.com/wiki/Mark_of_Shadow

Dude. How awesome, how special, how SPECTACULAR!

...

-sigh-

look at me, flagrsp, sentinels, lore crushing, kewl tats, blood elf

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