It's (Not quite) 3 A.M.

[lorenazi25]

Heya guys. Been awhile since I've posted. But I have some...
Aw, hell. Some of you will laugh, and the rest will cry and possibly contemplate suicide.
Enjoy the fruits of late-night Moon Guard...

Comments

[tinuviel]

I am slightly lost for words... "Hallo, speak to me if you want to have sex?" News to me that that is what escort priests do >.> At least he does not approach people.

Also god modding FTL!

[riotlounge]

I am not sure it's homophobic if you don't want surprise penises in your erotic roleplay?

[halogin]

I'm with riotlounge here. Just because someone doesn't want the penis (or surprise penis in this case) doesn't mean they're homophobic, they just don't want the penis. Personally, I find futanari to be quite squicky, and he just might feel similarly. :)

[autobottrixter]

Yeah, you can very much say you're not into something yourself without berating people who are into that. Also "surprise penis" may have to become a new catchphrase.

[miserys_king]

Oh boy. The last one makes me lol and tempted to approach him for RP to see what happens, honestly.

[starbiter]

PLEASE DO and post the transcript here!

[flamingcat]

I beg of you to make multiple references to your "invisible penis". "What? You said make it disappear. I rubbed some invisibility potion on it, what more do you want? Now let's pick up the pace, this stuff only lasts 18 seconds."

[kaelstra]

The last one really got me, haha.

At least, like others said, he's not approaching anyone/harassing them about it, and he requests you actually states your wish to experience his "services" politely.

I love the notation that "especially the priestesses of Elune Night Elf chicks are starting to notice him more.

[deadborder]

I don't know whats worse; the blatant looking for ERP or the blatant godmodding.

[kosmos_eve]

Godmodding personally.

[halogin]

Agreed.

[starbiter]

Nah, the blatant looking for cyb0r.