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Moon Guard, sweet sweet Moon Guard. It's got scads of RP just lying about the place. And it is my job, one might say, to sit around and experience all that this crazy-ass server has to offer, and then round up the bizarre, the fetishistic, the complete WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WERE YOU HIGH WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, the head-scratching eyebrow-raising wtfery and share it. It is my duty, it is my curse.
Today's crop includes two furries of questionable origin and the ever-wonderful Not A DK. (Better still, a Not A DK who is one of the reasons why people hate Final Fantasy VII. And no, he's not pretending to be Sephiroth or Cloud. Oh no no, far better. Far far better.)
I apologize for the resolution on this one, I was futzing with my screen size and trying out MRP. But in summary? She's a draenei female. Oh wait, no she's not. She's a GNOLL. From MULGORE. DISGUISED AS A DRAENEI. But even if you're not supposed to know she's a gnoll, she describes what she looks like anyway. The part of me that wants to humor her and go 'well, playing as a gnoll could be righteous' immediately turns into some sort of Ewok version of Lewis Black and starts screeching in fury about her being from Mulgore but deciding she wanted to be a Draenei. Because, you know, there are a lot of Draenei there SO SHE'S GOT A LOT OF REFERENCE MATERIAL FFS WHY WEREN'T YOU A TAUREN.
Okay, I'm all for playing someone who's full tilt batshit toys in the attic crazy. But 9 times out of 10, if you're playing the type of crazy who marries and fucks a cat, you're not in it for the exercise in creativity. Just ... call it a hunch. Oh, and I'm fairly certain that if word on the street was that you'd tried to assassinate Tyrande, you wouldn't be wandering free with Mister Fuzzybutt, even if you were a few fries short of a Happy Meal. They got concerns about that sort of shit.
So. He's not a DK. He's a demon. But wait. He's not just any demon. He's ... pretty much playing Vincent Valentine as Chaos from Dirge of Cerberus. My ... I really can't ... I hate him. I hate him and all he stands for. I DON'T EVEN LIKE VINCENT BUT I HATE THIS GUY ANYWAY.
Today's crop includes two furries of questionable origin and the ever-wonderful Not A DK. (Better still, a Not A DK who is one of the reasons why people hate Final Fantasy VII. And no, he's not pretending to be Sephiroth or Cloud. Oh no no, far better. Far far better.)
I apologize for the resolution on this one, I was futzing with my screen size and trying out MRP. But in summary? She's a draenei female. Oh wait, no she's not. She's a GNOLL. From MULGORE. DISGUISED AS A DRAENEI. But even if you're not supposed to know she's a gnoll, she describes what she looks like anyway. The part of me that wants to humor her and go 'well, playing as a gnoll could be righteous' immediately turns into some sort of Ewok version of Lewis Black and starts screeching in fury about her being from Mulgore but deciding she wanted to be a Draenei. Because, you know, there are a lot of Draenei there SO SHE'S GOT A LOT OF REFERENCE MATERIAL FFS WHY WEREN'T YOU A TAUREN.
Okay, I'm all for playing someone who's full tilt batshit toys in the attic crazy. But 9 times out of 10, if you're playing the type of crazy who marries and fucks a cat, you're not in it for the exercise in creativity. Just ... call it a hunch. Oh, and I'm fairly certain that if word on the street was that you'd tried to assassinate Tyrande, you wouldn't be wandering free with Mister Fuzzybutt, even if you were a few fries short of a Happy Meal. They got concerns about that sort of shit.
So. He's not a DK. He's a demon. But wait. He's not just any demon. He's ... pretty much playing Vincent Valentine as Chaos from Dirge of Cerberus. My ... I really can't ... I hate him. I hate him and all he stands for. I DON'T EVEN LIKE VINCENT BUT I HATE THIS GUY ANYWAY.