Feb 15, 2005 19:26
WarAct: So what's new in marriage town?
Dagonaki: not much. just doin' the school thing. I have a speech due on how to play chess tommorow.
WarAct: I see, it sounds like a good time if you don't mention your wife.
Dagonaki: she doesn't know how to play.
WarAct: I asked what's new in marriage town and you're all "I like to playyyy chess, it's totally neato."
WarAct: Fucking nerd.
WarAct: In the future, if I ask about marriage, don't mention chess. You lower yourself.
WarAct: I mean really, that's the kind of talk I'd expect from a single nerd, not a married one.
Dagonaki: then make sure marriage is refered to as thing and not a town.
Dagonaki: dick
WarAct: It takes a town to raise a nerd.
Dagonaki: it takes a nerd to know a nerd/
Dagonaki: wha-ha! gottcha!
WarAct: I just got the impression you were mad and then I realized....
WarAct: Fuck you.
WarAct: hahahahaha
Dagonaki: hahahahahha
Dagonaki: I don't really get mad.
Dagonaki: not at you anyway.
WarAct: You don't have a reason to.......yet.
Dagonaki: still waiting on that one. I'm sure someday I'll snap and slap a hole through your ribcage, but untill then you're safe.
WarAct: A hole in my ribcage? To get at my heart? You might want to tell your wife you're queer.
Dagonaki: no. to get at your blackened lungs
WarAct: I shouldn't be asking you this but, do you know how to spell teurettes........?
Dagonaki: touretts
Dagonaki: my wife says
WarAct: Tourette's
Dagonaki: yupper
WarAct: She missed the last e. Our consolation prize is to marry a nerd.
WarAct: Your wife says " I don't mind if I doo doo. "
Dagonaki: she says, "Fuck you Jess! I'll beat the shit outta ya! Ya fuckah!"
Dagonaki: or maybe I said that...not sure.
WarAct: I think you did.
Dagonaki: I think you're right.
WarAct: I think I'm right.