Fight!

Feb 15, 2005 19:26

WarAct: So what's new in marriage town?

Dagonaki: not much. just doin' the school thing. I have a speech due on how to play chess tommorow.

WarAct: I see, it sounds like a good time if you don't mention your wife.

Dagonaki: she doesn't know how to play.

WarAct: I asked what's new in marriage town and you're all "I like to playyyy chess, it's totally neato."

WarAct: Fucking nerd.

WarAct: In the future, if I ask about marriage, don't mention chess. You lower yourself.

WarAct: I mean really, that's the kind of talk I'd expect from a single nerd, not a married one.

Dagonaki: then make sure marriage is refered to as thing and not a town.

Dagonaki: dick

WarAct: It takes a town to raise a nerd.

Dagonaki: it takes a nerd to know a nerd/

Dagonaki: wha-ha! gottcha!

WarAct: I just got the impression you were mad and then I realized....

WarAct: Fuck you.

WarAct: hahahahaha

Dagonaki: hahahahahha

Dagonaki: I don't really get mad.

Dagonaki: not at you anyway.

WarAct: You don't have a reason to.......yet.

Dagonaki: still waiting on that one. I'm sure someday I'll snap and slap a hole through your ribcage, but untill then you're safe.

WarAct: A hole in my ribcage? To get at my heart? You might want to tell your wife you're queer.

Dagonaki: no. to get at your blackened lungs

WarAct: I shouldn't be asking you this but, do you know how to spell teurettes........?

Dagonaki: touretts

Dagonaki: my wife says

WarAct: Tourette's

Dagonaki: yupper

WarAct: She missed the last e. Our consolation prize is to marry a nerd.

WarAct: Your wife says " I don't mind if I doo doo. "

Dagonaki: she says, "Fuck you Jess! I'll beat the shit outta ya! Ya fuckah!"

Dagonaki: or maybe I said that...not sure.

WarAct: I think you did.

Dagonaki: I think you're right.

WarAct: I think I'm right.
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