Taryn Evendim, 'Valley of the Daleks'
Valley of the Daleks
We're rotten, crude and inconsiderate!
We have no conscience, not one little bit!
We get our biggest thrill
Thinking up new ways to kill
And we come from the Valley of the Daleks!
From the Valley of the Daleks, ho ho ho,
We're Daleks!
Our blood-lust we march on to sate
Our battle-cry - EXTERMINATE!
We never satisfy our greed
It only grows with each foul deed!
We'll rid you of your pests
And do a better job than Terminex...
We have No Pests in the Valley of the Daleks!
Thal or Kaled, what's a name?
Once they're dead they're all the same!
We don't discriminate, you see,
We're Equal Opportunity!
if Dalek you be not
We'll blow you up without a thought...
It's what we learned in the Valley of the Daleks!
Oh, Davros built us years ago
And taught us everything we know!
Creative Killing was the rule
At the Davros Murder School!
And when the fun got thin
We went and did old Davros in...
Graduation in the Valley of the Daleks!
We have a nemesis or two,
The one we fear the most is Who!
He wipes us out at our own game
And we don't even know his name!
He strikes a terror in
Our cybernetic hearts of tin...
All the way to the Valley of the Daleks!
The Doctor is our fiercest foe,
He fights us every place we go!
Though we're more powerful and fast,
HE attacks us in our past!
It's just not fair, we can
Defend the WHERE but not the WHEN...
Not even in the Valley of the Daleks!
We have one flaw we keep well-hid:
Don't pull our pop-tops or we're dead!
This one thing Davros overlooked
When from Pepsi cans our forms he took!
But there's no money to be earned,
We're No Deposit, No Return...
So don't send us back to the Valley of the Daleks!
We'd like to stay and sing for you
But there's more killing left to do!
We know you'd like to hear some more
But that's not what Davros made us for!
If you think our singing's fine
Well, you should see our Chorus Line...
That we do in the Valley of the Daleks!
We're rotten, crude and inconsiderate!
We have no conscience, not one little bit!
We get our biggest thrill
Thinking up new ways to kill
And we come from the Valley of the Daleks!
From the Valley of the Daleks, ho ho ho,
We're Daleks!
By Taryn Evendim
We're rotten, crude and inconsiderate!
We have no conscience, not one little bit!
We get our biggest thrill
Thinking up new ways to kill
And we come from the Valley of the Daleks!
From the Valley of the Daleks, ho ho ho,
We're Daleks!
Our blood-lust we march on to sate
Our battle-cry - EXTERMINATE!
We never satisfy our greed
It only grows with each foul deed!
We'll rid you of your pests
And do a better job than Terminex...
We have No Pests in the Valley of the Daleks!
Thal or Kaled, what's a name?
Once they're dead they're all the same!
We don't discriminate, you see,
We're Equal Opportunity!
if Dalek you be not
We'll blow you up without a thought...
It's what we learned in the Valley of the Daleks!
Oh, Davros built us years ago
And taught us everything we know!
Creative Killing was the rule
At the Davros Murder School!
And when the fun got thin
We went and did old Davros in...
Graduation in the Valley of the Daleks!
We have a nemesis or two,
The one we fear the most is Who!
He wipes us out at our own game
And we don't even know his name!
He strikes a terror in
Our cybernetic hearts of tin...
All the way to the Valley of the Daleks!
The Doctor is our fiercest foe,
He fights us every place we go!
Though we're more powerful and fast,
HE attacks us in our past!
It's just not fair, we can
Defend the WHERE but not the WHEN...
Not even in the Valley of the Daleks!
We have one flaw we keep well-hid:
Don't pull our pop-tops or we're dead!
This one thing Davros overlooked
When from Pepsi cans our forms he took!
But there's no money to be earned,
We're No Deposit, No Return...
So don't send us back to the Valley of the Daleks!
We'd like to stay and sing for you
But there's more killing left to do!
We know you'd like to hear some more
But that's not what Davros made us for!
If you think our singing's fine
Well, you should see our Chorus Line...
That we do in the Valley of the Daleks!
We're rotten, crude and inconsiderate!
We have no conscience, not one little bit!
We get our biggest thrill
Thinking up new ways to kill
And we come from the Valley of the Daleks!
From the Valley of the Daleks, ho ho ho,
We're Daleks!
By Taryn Evendim