Special ParaPuri souken days
I am connected to teh internets again.
Recently I finally joined the Alice Club mailing list (not worth explaining why I wasn't on it before). An hour ago I got a long advertisement for a number of ParaPuri souken days, mostly involving our star otokoyaku. Apparently someone (Tani Cult? Hankyuu?) is trying to entice more people to see the show on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
10/2 (Thu) "Dream Factory, Inc. Souken" = Tani & Micchan. You can win a "pretty at home celeb" (??) picture of the two of them that's "bursting with youth" and "love-love".
10/7 (Tue) "Green & Black Souken" = Tani & Tomu. Their pair shot is "art mode" and "doki-doki"?
10/9 (Thu) "Daisuki! I Love Yuu!" = Tani & Tomochin, both of whom have the 悠 (yuu) kanji in their names, see? The "Yuu Combi" two-shot is "silently provoking" and "doki-doki". This is a very mysterious and titillating description, I tell you what.
10/16 (Thu) "Soragumi Ike-men Paradise Kangekikai". I guess "ike-men otokoyaku" means our leading "men"? There's no number specified, it just says you can get a "super hard paradise suteki-ing" group picture. These descriptions get more questionable by the minute.
10/28 (Tue) "Dancing 4 You Souken: Dreams, Love, Youth, Passion, Dancingu~ Yuuga (Elegant), Beautiful, Sexy and Nice Group of Four" (you have no idea how much self-control it takes not to translate 4人組 as "foursome") = Tani, Tomu, Tomochin & Micchan. You can get a "beautiful, gorgeous and sexy" shot of the four of them.
10/30 (Thu) "Halloween Eve Kangekikai: You Must See It to Get Choco! Choco! You Might Be Tricked? Paradise Halloween Eve". A group photo that's "surprising!" or "amusing?!"
We got aaaallllll that...
...but Alice-chan will only be in the Halloween picture. :\ Why don't they have a mass souken on the one Tuesday I can go, aka Shinko Day? T____T;;
Still, I wrote down these all down mostly just to amuse you all -- and to prompt discussion? *fishes for comments*
Recently I finally joined the Alice Club mailing list (not worth explaining why I wasn't on it before). An hour ago I got a long advertisement for a number of ParaPuri souken days, mostly involving our star otokoyaku. Apparently someone (Tani Cult? Hankyuu?) is trying to entice more people to see the show on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
10/2 (Thu) "Dream Factory, Inc. Souken" = Tani & Micchan. You can win a "pretty at home celeb" (??) picture of the two of them that's "bursting with youth" and "love-love".
10/7 (Tue) "Green & Black Souken" = Tani & Tomu. Their pair shot is "art mode" and "doki-doki"?
10/9 (Thu) "Daisuki! I Love Yuu!" = Tani & Tomochin, both of whom have the 悠 (yuu) kanji in their names, see? The "Yuu Combi" two-shot is "silently provoking" and "doki-doki". This is a very mysterious and titillating description, I tell you what.
10/16 (Thu) "Soragumi Ike-men Paradise Kangekikai". I guess "ike-men otokoyaku" means our leading "men"? There's no number specified, it just says you can get a "super hard paradise suteki-ing" group picture. These descriptions get more questionable by the minute.
10/28 (Tue) "Dancing 4 You Souken: Dreams, Love, Youth, Passion, Dancingu~ Yuuga (Elegant), Beautiful, Sexy and Nice Group of Four" (you have no idea how much self-control it takes not to translate 4人組 as "foursome") = Tani, Tomu, Tomochin & Micchan. You can get a "beautiful, gorgeous and sexy" shot of the four of them.
10/30 (Thu) "Halloween Eve Kangekikai: You Must See It to Get Choco! Choco! You Might Be Tricked? Paradise Halloween Eve". A group photo that's "surprising!" or "amusing?!"
We got aaaallllll that...
...but Alice-chan will only be in the Halloween picture. :\ Why don't they have a mass souken on the one Tuesday I can go, aka Shinko Day? T____T;;
Still, I wrote down these all down mostly just to amuse you all -- and to prompt discussion? *fishes for comments*