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THE GOOD NEWS, my wisdom tooth has stopped hurting even when I poke it with my tongue. It's only in the last few days that I've really started being able to eat with both sides of my mouth again, oh ability to masticate efficiently, never leave me again. I am too hungry to do without you.
THE BAD NEWS, I am still trapped in the emotionally crippling LOTR vortex. Although I finished reading ROTK this afternoon (with only a small amount of weeping) and I've managed to read NON-LOTR FIC so I think the end might be in sight. (Although my parents are going away tomorrow and there's a 70% chance I will use the time to watch the extended editions so I might get sucked back in again.)
Also last night I dreamt I was Frodo on my ringbearing quest, but I had to take a diversion through a supermarket to get to Mordor and the SHOPKEEPER WENT A BIT CRAZY AND TOOK ME HOSTAGE. Sam of course was outraged, but before he could do anything about it S.H.I.E.L.D burst in. But not with Iron Man or Cap or anyone sexy, no. They sent in Hannibal Lecter. Who was apparently part of a brand new Creep The Shit Out Of Smalltime Villains division. On his way in to rescue me he found an inside-out human skin suit (I... really do not know what it came from, I still had all my skin) and he sniffed it like Ennis sniffing Jack's shirt in Brokeback Mountain and then rubbed it on his pulse points like cologne.
But he didn't eat me when he rescued me, so that was okay. But srsly I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WITH HANNIBAL LECTER IN. I AM AT A ZERO ON THE HANNIBAL LECTER MEDIA CONSUMPTION SCALE. WHY IS HE RUBBING HUMAN SKIN ON HIS FACE IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS.
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What I actually started this entry for:
because theoret and I had a conversation about how as Cumblybatch is voicing Sauron as well in The Hobbit we should be shipping Bilbo/Sauron too, and apparently said conversation AWOKE SOMETHING INSIDE ME. and that something expresses itself in Kate Beaton jokes.
Whilst I am here and all, other silly art I have posted on tumblr at various points.
I just want John to angrily hold onto Sherlock's coat sleeve wherever they go. Even when Sherlock is trying to be dramatic on high, there John is all angry and twitchy and coat sleeves.
MEN IN BLACK CROSSOVERS SHOULD EXIST.
This one is not silly, I guess, I just rather like it even if there are dire parts.
THE BAD NEWS, I am still trapped in the emotionally crippling LOTR vortex. Although I finished reading ROTK this afternoon (with only a small amount of weeping) and I've managed to read NON-LOTR FIC so I think the end might be in sight. (Although my parents are going away tomorrow and there's a 70% chance I will use the time to watch the extended editions so I might get sucked back in again.)
Also last night I dreamt I was Frodo on my ringbearing quest, but I had to take a diversion through a supermarket to get to Mordor and the SHOPKEEPER WENT A BIT CRAZY AND TOOK ME HOSTAGE. Sam of course was outraged, but before he could do anything about it S.H.I.E.L.D burst in. But not with Iron Man or Cap or anyone sexy, no. They sent in Hannibal Lecter. Who was apparently part of a brand new Creep The Shit Out Of Smalltime Villains division. On his way in to rescue me he found an inside-out human skin suit (I... really do not know what it came from, I still had all my skin) and he sniffed it like Ennis sniffing Jack's shirt in Brokeback Mountain and then rubbed it on his pulse points like cologne.
But he didn't eat me when he rescued me, so that was okay. But srsly I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WITH HANNIBAL LECTER IN. I AM AT A ZERO ON THE HANNIBAL LECTER MEDIA CONSUMPTION SCALE. WHY IS HE RUBBING HUMAN SKIN ON HIS FACE IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS.
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What I actually started this entry for:
because theoret and I had a conversation about how as Cumblybatch is voicing Sauron as well in The Hobbit we should be shipping Bilbo/Sauron too, and apparently said conversation AWOKE SOMETHING INSIDE ME. and that something expresses itself in Kate Beaton jokes.
Whilst I am here and all, other silly art I have posted on tumblr at various points.
I just want John to angrily hold onto Sherlock's coat sleeve wherever they go. Even when Sherlock is trying to be dramatic on high, there John is all angry and twitchy and coat sleeves.
MEN IN BLACK CROSSOVERS SHOULD EXIST.
This one is not silly, I guess, I just rather like it even if there are dire parts.