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WHAT IF INSTEAD OF FIGHTING CRIME THE SHERLOCK CHARACTERS WORKED IN A SUPERMARKET. what then.
Mycroft is assistant manager but everyone knows really he runs the place. Mrs Hudson and Molly and John on the tills (John transferred from the warehouses after an accident. He saw things there, man. You don't know what it was like.) Moriarty makes crazy announcements over the tannoy, Lestrade and Sally are security, Anderson is the grumpy grumpy cleaner, and Sherlock works behind the deli counter doing Strange Things to the sausages, though his true passion is spotting shoplifters.
HE CAN TELL FROM THE TURN-UP OF YOUR TROUSERS THAT YOU'VE GOT A PACKET OF SKITTLES IN YOUR POCKET. He likes it. He gets off on it. One day we'll be standing around a jumper stuffed with packets of crisps and Sherlock will be the one wearing it.
Okay I'll go to bed now.
Mycroft is assistant manager but everyone knows really he runs the place. Mrs Hudson and Molly and John on the tills (John transferred from the warehouses after an accident. He saw things there, man. You don't know what it was like.) Moriarty makes crazy announcements over the tannoy, Lestrade and Sally are security, Anderson is the grumpy grumpy cleaner, and Sherlock works behind the deli counter doing Strange Things to the sausages, though his true passion is spotting shoplifters.
HE CAN TELL FROM THE TURN-UP OF YOUR TROUSERS THAT YOU'VE GOT A PACKET OF SKITTLES IN YOUR POCKET. He likes it. He gets off on it. One day we'll be standing around a jumper stuffed with packets of crisps and Sherlock will be the one wearing it.
Okay I'll go to bed now.