against all expectation, this isn't even a drunk post

[wanttobeatree]

SAM WINCHESTER.

I HAVE SO MUCH SAM WINCHESTER IN MY HEART

why won't he leeeeave ;_;

let's everyone sit in a circle and talk about how fucking delightfully crazy Sam Winchester is.

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[theoret]

YOU CAN NEVER GET SAM WINCHESTER OUT OF YOUR HEART. FOR HE IS SAMMICH AND HE IS CRAZY AND HE HAS A FACE.

Ahaha, next season I am going to keep telling you which episodes have good Sam. >:D HAHAHA, AND THEN YOU WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE A "STOP RUINING MY LIFE" TAG. \O/

[wanttobeatree]

OH GOD THEO YOU ARE SO CORRECT HE DOES HAVE ALL THOSE THING. HIS CRAZY. HIS FACE. /o\

I think once you have carefully plucked all of the good Sam episodes out of the seething feathers of crap we should watch them with wine and then you hold me whilst I drunkenly cry about everything SPN has done to em.

[theoret]

KNOWING SPN, POTENTIALLY WE SHALL JUST HAVE TO WATCH BITS AND PIECES OF EPISODES RATHER THAN WHOLE ONES.

BUT WE CAN DO THAT.

AND I WILL HOLD YOU AND EMPATHISE WITH YOU ABOUT THOSE TRAGIC YOUNG GIRLS WE ONCE WERE, WHO LOST THEIR WAY AND ENDED UP LOSING THEMSELVES TO THE DARK INFLUENCE OF SPN. AND WE CAN HAVE A CRY ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR LIVES/BRAINS/WINCHESTERS.

[wanttobeatree]

WE COULD DRINK A BOTTLE OF WINE* BEFOREHAND AND THEN SHOUT/WAIL AT THE AWFUL PARTS AND JUST WAIL AT THE SAM PARTS.

IT ISN'T EVEN THAT SPN WAS A DARK INFLUENCE. IT WAS SO GOOD TO US AT FIRST :( WHEN WE WERE YOUNG. WHEN WE WERE DREAMERS WHO BELIEVED IN OVERARCHING SEASON PLOTS.

*each

[theoret]

I DO NOT DISAPPROVE.

OH, IT SEEMED NICE. YES IT DID. BUT IT LEAD US DOWN A DARK PATH, TREE. A DARK PATH OF OBSESSION AND OVER INVESTMENT AND BETRAYAL.

WHHHY, SPN? WHY? WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????

[wanttobeatree]

ALL OF THE FREAKING STUPID COMEDY AND THE META AND THE ANGELS AND THE PLOTS THAT HAD SAMNDEAN REACTING RATHER THAN ACTING AND THOSE FUCKING MANNEQUINS AND THE INABILITY TO SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF AND THE DEEP APATHY VERGING ON DISLIKE I KEPT FEELING FOR DEAN AND THAT FUCKING KID WHO PLAYED BEN SORRY KID YOU SUCKED AND EVERY STUPID FILLER EPISODE AND OH MY GODDDD THIS USED TO BE A FUCKING HORROR SHOW OKAY GOD DAMMIT IT USED TO FREAK ME OUT AT LEAST A SMIDGE IT USED TO BE WEIRD AND CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND DESATURATED AND WITH A KIND OF GRIM AMERICAN GOTHIC VIBE WHAT HAPPENED

and then on the other hand Sam Winchester happened.

[wanttobeatree]

seriously when shall we two meet again I need to like rewatch Mystery Spot with you whilst chewing anxiously on the ends of your hair

[theoret]

My final dealine is the 8th. Sooo, the 9th?

[elizardbits]

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WHY IS EVIL YELLOW-EYED DEMONSAM SO FUCKING BANGABLE

WHY WHY

[13chapters]

CAUSE HE'S EVIL AND ALSO SAM.

SEE ALSO: MEG!SAM.

[theoret]

BECAUSE HE CAN MANHANDLE YOU WITH HIS BRAIN.