a comedy occured!
SHAKES DINKY SALT CELLAR VIGOROUSLY OVER POT OF HOT WATER. LID FALLS OFF MID-VIGOROUS SHAKING. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE BRAND NEW OWNER OF EXTREMELY SALTY HOT WATER.
Because I am cunning and also a FIGHTER WHO DOES NOT GIVE UP, I poured some of the salty salty water back into the pot with new unsalted water and now I am going to engage in SCIENCE! with the remainder of the salt and start a tiny kitchen salt crystal farm.
Post-food eta: I fought the salt, but the salt won. bleurgh. salty
Because I am cunning and also a FIGHTER WHO DOES NOT GIVE UP, I poured some of the salty salty water back into the pot with new unsalted water and now I am going to engage in SCIENCE! with the remainder of the salt and start a tiny kitchen salt crystal farm.
Post-food eta: I fought the salt, but the salt won. bleurgh. salty