So basically what I really, really want is for Kurt and Sam to decide to come out to the school re their relationship (once they get into a relationship which GDIT THEY WILL) by dressing up as Billy and Teddy from the Young Avengers for some Hallowe'en/generic fancy dress party or the other. Except aside from a few other comic book geeks, Sam and Kurt-by-association are the only people in the school who actually know who Billy and Teddy are so they have to spend the whole night going "WE'RE DRESSED UP AS GAY SUPERHEROES DAMMIT!!!"
(and then they make out whilst dressed up as Billy and Teddy and it's super hot. (hahah super hot superheroes it's like a pun in a way.))
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And after having this thought I prompted
sotto_voice to write a little (eta: no longer flocked!
go read!) ficlet in which - brb finds exact wording - Sam is actually a SUPERHERO! Once he and Kurt hook up, he persuades Kurt to come along one night as his spunky sidekick. THE FICLET WAS ADORABLE and I drew a ridiculous picture of it.
Sam's superheroing underpants are so big because he didn't know where to get a utility belt so he stores his crimefighting gear down there instead. (Also the L stands for Ladylips.)
(I miss actually being able to DRAW THINGS, buuut at least silly cartoons are funsies.)