OH LOL AND OH GOD, yesterday I ended up rediscovering my diaries from when I was 14/15 and reading them all and laughing.
On the one hand, I was really and truly very unhappy at that age and it was kind of sad to read all about it again. On the other, I WAS SUCH A TEENAGER AND IT WAS HILARIOUS. In one of my favourite entries, I was bitching really viciously about some TERRIBLE AND DIRE THING some of my friends had done during lunch (god I wish I'd written down what. I bet it was amazing) and finished the whole rant off with 'I JUST GLARED IN SILENCE AND ATE MY CHOCOLATE BISCUIT.'
That is like 100% me as a teenager. Sulky and chocolatey.
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Aheeenyway today I at last at last! saw Inception with
barthi! I was all set to just suck it up and go by myself, but then she tweeted be saying I WILL GO WITH YOU! because she is a kind soul like that.
NOT A SPOILER: CHRISTOPHER NOLAN IS SO FUCKING RAD I WANT TO DO DIRTY THINGS TO HIM AND THEN HAVE HIM WRITE&DIRECT A BADASS FILM ABOUT IT.
Also not a spoiler: he kinda looks like Harry Enfield. Seriously ch ch ch check it out.
HARRISTOPHER NOLANFIELD
Is a spoiler: RAAAAAAAD. IT WAS RAAAAAAAAD. Shit sons.
I don't even know what to saaaaaaay. I just sat there staring up at the screen for two and a half hours going :) :D 8D 8DDDD
Oh Nolie. (That is my new nickname for Christopher Nolan. We have that kind of relationship now.) Also oh Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I have had such a crush on him since his 3rd Rock days and in a way I feel as if I am personally responsible for him still being relevant today. My crush totally powered his rise in fame, don't try to deny it. (I always get all maternal and go aww shucks that crazy kid has made it when I see him being a CELEBRITY and GETTING PAID WORK and stuff.)
Godddd it was all so awesome I want to spit it out of my brain and eat it. Although lol what a predictable ending. IN A GOOD WAY, RLY. IF M NIGHT SHAMALALALA HAD TRIED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LAME AS FUCK BUT NOLIE WERKED IT GUD. Everyone in the audience let out a little 'lol oh you oh Nolie' kind of chuckle when the spinning top made as if it was almost going to fall over and then the credits rolled. It would not surprise me if people were doing the Sassy Gay Friend oh you stupid betch hand actions.
Then I came online and realised that now I know who all the characters everyone is squeeing about are I know what Arthur/Eames is and I am SO PERPLEXED BY IT. I DO NOT GET THIS PAIRING AT ALL. Even
barthi was shipping it but for all I was lolling at their banter and so on I just... did not at all expect this to be the pairing of choice! I was totally anticipating Arthur/Cobb in an angsty MY PARENTS ARE WIFE IS DEEEEEAD kind of way. I want to know moar about how their wacky partnership came to be!
But not so badly that I am planning on joining the fandom or anything. SORRY GUYS. The most exciting thing about hypothetical Inception fandom for me is all the crossover potential.
So in conclusion because I want to go to bed and cannot think of anything else to say: yes yes I am so very going to write a Sherlock/Inception fusion fic in which Sherlock is THE GREATEST CONSULTING EXTRACTIONER and he fights DREAM CRIME.
Also because it was basically the first thing I asked
barthi once we'd left the cinema and she chuckled sheepishly and went 'yeeeeeep':
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