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SOMEONE ATE THE LAST SLICE OF MY BIRTHDAY CAKE. THE BIRTHDAY GIRL'S FINAL SLICE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE IS SACRED, SURELY? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING. (I bet it was my brother.)
Although honestly upon seeing the empty cake tin with its final few crumbs and smears of buttermilk icing, I gasped and exclaimed 'how dare you' in such a dramatic, pearl-clutching kind of way that I cracked up a couple of seconds later and now I am having trouble taking it at all seriously. But STILL. I was looking forward to that slice.
Although honestly upon seeing the empty cake tin with its final few crumbs and smears of buttermilk icing, I gasped and exclaimed 'how dare you' in such a dramatic, pearl-clutching kind of way that I cracked up a couple of seconds later and now I am having trouble taking it at all seriously. But STILL. I was looking forward to that slice.