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[wanttobeatree]

MY GOODNESS what a busy few days. It was my nan's 80th the other day and tomorrow is her birthday party which we are hosting in my house for some reason, which meant that today was a day of MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CLEANING least my relatives be direly offended by dirt on the bottom of the front door. WE CANNOT HAVE THAT, CAN WE

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[elizardbits]

Maybe astolat's SPN/HP crossover, maybe not.

YES YES DO IT DO IT. Dude, it is so awesome I just want to wrap it up in a fluffy blankie and snuggle it until the end of time. LIKE A FAT LITTLE PUPPY.

[wanttobeatree]

I KNOW, I KNOW, I HAVE READ IT SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE :P buuut I also have Maya's complete works lingering on my external HD which I've been meaning to reread for ages but never quite got around to. MY DILEMMA IS DILEMMA-Y.

Also I don't like astolat's font :[

[elizardbits]

OH GOD WHAT NO IT IS LIKE THE SOPHIE'S CHOICE OF FANFIC. EXCEPT WITH LESS NAZIS.

oh goddammit now I have to go read Underwater Light again.

[wanttobeatree]

YOU SEE? YOU SEEEEE? IT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT DECISION I AM EVER LIKELY TO MAKE.

oh man I think I might join you in that pursuit *_*

[elizardbits]

ARGH WAIT NO I want to read the one where Draco is a Ravenclaw. CANNOT REMEMBER NAME OF FIC DOOM SOB CRY.

[wanttobeatree]

I WANT TO READ THE ONE WHERE HARRY IS A VAMPIRE but idk what that one is called either :(((( or indeed who it is by, b/c I'm mostly sure it wasn't one of Maya's.

[elizardbits]

WAIT WAIT the one where Harry is jumped by vampires in Hungary and turned and then Hermione and Lupin keep him chained up in a basement until he gets used to being a vampire but he keeps trying to bite Draco and Draco is really fucking enjoying it?

Or a different one?

I feel dorky now.

[wanttobeatree]

Is there any other Harry is a vampire fic worth talking about?

[elizardbits]

Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition by mirasfics

[wanttobeatree]

HUZZAH THAT IS THE HARRY IS A VAMPIRE FIC! I knew it was on a LOTR site, but I couldn't for the life of me remember which one!

Except now I have got all caught up in Old Country, but now this can wait in my tabs alluringly.

PS. Now now now now now.

[elizardbits]

OH GOD MY HP BOOKMARKS ARE DROWNING ME UNDER A WAVE OF FANNISH NOSTALGIA

SEND HALP

and cake

[wanttobeatree]

NO I SHALL NOT SEND HALP.

GIVE ME LINKS.

[elizardbits]

OH GOD WHY YOU DO THIS

VERY WELL YOU SHALL HAVE LINKS

all will be H/D unless otherwise noted. obvsly.

Finer Than Spring and its sequel The Twilight Kingdom by Lasha

Gay Aurors by charlottesometimes

Now the Shining Sun is Up by tkp

An Act of Simple Devotion by blamebrampton

Own Two Legs by spark_of_chaos

The Pizzeria by madmaudlin (Ron/Draco, epically cracktastic)

The Simple Joy of Living by mahaliem

Draco Malfoy and the Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by lomonaaeren

Creevy at Large by nopejr (this is one of my all time favourite stories. srsly.)

ALSO furiosity's Interregnum and Before Peace are awesome like socks and hot dogs.

[wanttobeatree]

PS. aaaaahhhh all the Americanisms in Old Country are making me wince. Obvs it makes sense in the narrative etc, but Hagrid would not say automobile dear god.

[elizardbits]

INORITE? Also the grading system is off; instead of Outstanding/Exceeds Expectations/Acceptable/&c, she uses A/B/C/D, which distracted me to death the first few times I read it. Also, Hogwarts students use TRUNKS not DUFFLE BAGS ASJDBAKFGADKFGADKGASDKFhsdf.

[wanttobeatree]

And the dialogue of Dean's Hufflepuff friends is a bizarre mix of 50's style British and Americanisms. BUT I CAN LIVE WITH IT, BECAUSE THE STORY IS OSSUM.