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[wanttobeatree]

FURTHER TALES FROM TREE'S CONFUSED CHILDHOOD:

Colombia - South American country, rainforests mountains grassland etc, bad reputation for drug trafficking and so on.

Cumbria - Northern England county, full of pretty mountains and rural land and not a lot else

Comments

[elizardbits]

Tree. TREE. You are a dork. I AM JUST SAYING.

Admittedly, when I was little, I was convinced, utterly convinced, that Batman & Robin (the Adam West/Burt Ward versions) lived at the foot of the bed and were plotting to EAT MY TOES if the flat sheet wasn't properly tucked.

I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW.