OH HELLO last night I had myself a fun time taking requests for lazily awful doodles. Such fun that I've decided to extend the post to today as well.
GO FORTH AND ASK ME FOR SPIDERMAN IN A TUTU. I mean, Spiderman in a tutu is not the only thing I will draw for you. That would be a bit of a shit requests post wouldn't it. It was just an example. You knew what I meant!
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My dad has got a mildly flash new car. One of the slightly exciting new features is that there's a little computer monitor in the dashboard for radio stations/temperature monitoring/blah blah and also for this rearview camera, presumably so the driver can see how to park or reverse without twisting their head around in that Exorcist-lite kind of way.
I took one look at it and said, automatically, "That'd be handy if you have to reverse over some zombies."
"It could well be," my dad replied and deep in his longsuffering soul he wondered exactly what factors of his parenting managed to produce two weirdo scaredy-cats offspring so well-prepared for all apocalyptic possibilities.
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I AM VERY SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GETTING A TATTOO OVER THE HOLIDAYS. It took me so long to get to sleep last night because I just could not! stop! thinking about it! I need to find the perfect font...